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'''Dominic Marijuana''' is a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
  
'''Dominic Marijuana''' is a batter for the [[New York Millennials]]. Marijuana has been with the team since the start of [[Season 1]].{{Community Lore}}
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== Official League Records ==
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===Debut===
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Marijuana joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[New York Millennials]].
  
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{{Community Lore}}
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==History==
 
Dominic Marijuana is the brother of [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] player [[Randy Marijuana]] and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.
 
Dominic Marijuana is the brother of [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] player [[Randy Marijuana]] and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.
==Survivor's Guilt==
 
  
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===Survivor's Guilt===
 
On Day 14 of [[Season 3]], at 4:20AM, an Umpire attempted to incinerate Dom. Knowing that he was integral to the team, [[Chorby Soul]] pushed Dom out of the way of the incoming blast, but was hit by it. There is wide speculation that the Umpire had taken umbrage with Dom's habit of smoking on field. Dom has since been haunted by this, impacting his performance in the rest of the season.
 
On Day 14 of [[Season 3]], at 4:20AM, an Umpire attempted to incinerate Dom. Knowing that he was integral to the team, [[Chorby Soul]] pushed Dom out of the way of the incoming blast, but was hit by it. There is wide speculation that the Umpire had taken umbrage with Dom's habit of smoking on field. Dom has since been haunted by this, impacting his performance in the rest of the season.
  
==Statistics Scandal==
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===Statistics Scandal===
Midway through [[Season 2]], hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter<ref>https://twitter.com/jjaffew/status/1288542282443104257</ref>.
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Midway through [[Season 2]], hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter.<ref>https://twitter.com/jjaffew/status/1288542282443104257</ref> [[The Commissioner]] was quick to respond "Reported"<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1288542790578659328</ref> to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.  
 
 
The [[The Commissioner|Commissioner]] was quick to respond "Reported"<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseballcomms/status/1288542790578659328</ref> to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.  
 
  
 
When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly I'm just glad to know I'm not deceased."
 
When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly I'm just glad to know I'm not deceased."
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== Sponsorships ==
 
== Sponsorships ==
 
Dominic Marijuana is the primary face of [[Basethirst (drink)|BASETHIRST]] and is known to use the checks from the sponsorship to fly out the underpaid janitorial staff of other Blaseball teams to try out for [[New York Blittle League]].
 
Dominic Marijuana is the primary face of [[Basethirst (drink)|BASETHIRST]] and is known to use the checks from the sponsorship to fly out the underpaid janitorial staff of other Blaseball teams to try out for [[New York Blittle League]].
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==Gallery==
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DominicMarijuana.jpg|Season 2 card
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DOM.png|
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DMJ.png|Season 3 Marijuana, by A Millennial Olive
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NEW DOM.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/mermeag/status/1303045817285050368 @mermeag]
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DOM HOMERUN.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/mermeag/status/1300595690658119680 @mermeag]
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DominicMarijuana by mermeag.jpeg|Season 4 Playoffs, Game 3, by [https://twitter.com/mermeag/status/1300208713022742531 @mermeag]
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Revision as of 21:41, 8 September 2020

Dominic Marijuana is a lineup player for the New York Millennials and has been with the team since Season 1.


Official League Records

Debut

Marijuana joined the league in Season 1, playing for the New York Millennials.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Dominic Marijuana is the brother of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Randy Marijuana and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.

Survivor's Guilt

On Day 14 of Season 3, at 4:20AM, an Umpire attempted to incinerate Dom. Knowing that he was integral to the team, Chorby Soul pushed Dom out of the way of the incoming blast, but was hit by it. There is wide speculation that the Umpire had taken umbrage with Dom's habit of smoking on field. Dom has since been haunted by this, impacting his performance in the rest of the season.

Statistics Scandal

Midway through Season 2, hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter.[1] The Commissioner was quick to respond "Reported"[2] to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.

When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly I'm just glad to know I'm not deceased."

Sponsorships

Dominic Marijuana is the primary face of BASETHIRST and is known to use the checks from the sponsorship to fly out the underpaid janitorial staff of other Blaseball teams to try out for New York Blittle League.

Gallery