Dominic Marijuana

Dominic Marijuana
Basic Information
Team	New York Millennials
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Begging
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	31
Soulscream	EHEHEEHEHEEHEAXXHEAXXHUOAHIUOAHIUXAAIUXAAIUXUAAEXUAAEXUAIIIIAIIIIAIEAEOIEAEOIUHAAOUHAAOU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Side Hustle	Take a wild guess

Dominic Marijuana is a batter for the New York Millennials. Marijuana has been with the team since the start of Season 1.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Dominic Marijuana is the brother of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Randy Marijuana and grandson of Randolfus von Marijuana.

Survivor's Guilt

On Day 14 of Season 3, at 4:20AM, an Umpire attempted to incinerate Dom. Knowing that he was integral to the team, Chorby Soul pushed Dom out of the way of the incoming blast, but was hit by it. There is wide speculation that the Umpire had taken umbrage with Dom's habit of smoking on field. Dom has since been haunted by this, impacting his performance in the rest of the season.

Statistics Scandal

Midway through Season 2, hackers unceremoniously leaked Marijuana's player statistics on Twitter.

The Commissioner was quick to respond "Reported" to the Twitter user who first broke the story, but no consequences seem to have come from the tweet.

When asked about the incident, Marijuana responded, "Mostly I'm just glad to know I'm not deceased."

Sponsorships

Dominic Marijuana is the primary face of BASETHIRST and is known to use the checks from the sponsorship to fly out the underpaid janitorial staff of other Blaseball teams to try out for New York Blittle League.

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  Dominic Marijuana baseball card by @itsmermeag