Dallas Steaks
The Dallas Steaks are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. All team members have a healthy appreciation for the art of grilling.
The Steaks' George Foreman Stadium (aka, "The Porterhouse") is built on land in Arlington, Texas that used to belong to a Glolf course. It still retains several hazards from its previous use. The main stadium is constructed in the shape of a Ribeye steak. It is home to the 2nd best steakhouse in the Dallas-Ft. Worth region.
The Steaks are coached by Coach.
Players
Batters
- Cory Ross
- Langley Wheeler
- Summers Pony
- Sebastian Telephone
- Sam Scandal
- Stevenson Monstera
- August Mina
- Marco Stink
- Thomas Kirby
Pitchers
Mascots
Former Players
Incinerated
- Lars Mendoza (Season 2 Day 51; replaced by Marco Stink)
- Zi Delacruz (Season 2 Day 72; replaced by Thomas Kirby)
Transferred
- Jessica Telephone (stolen by Philly Pies in Postseason 1 Election; replaced by August Mina)
Season Results
The Dallas Steaks finished Season 1 as one of the most 4 most winning teams in the Good League, and advanced to the Internet Series playoffs. They were defeated and eliminated in the first round of the playoffs by the Chicago Firefighters.
The Steaks had an excellent Season 2, and ended the season with the best record in the League: 72 wins and 28 losses, securing themselves a seat in the Playoffs as the top team from the Good League.
Despite taking an early 2 game lead in their Round 1 Playoff match versus the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Steaks were unable to clinch a third game win, and were eventually defeated by the Jazz Hands 3-2 and eliminated from the Playoffs.
The Steaks did not receive any Blessings at the end of Season 2.
Fan Art
To be added.
