Dallas Steaks
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The Dallas Steaks are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. All team members have a healthy appreciation for the art of grilling.
The Steaks' George Foreman Stadium (aka, "The Porterhouse") is built on land in Arlington, Texas that used to belong to a Glolf course. It still retains several hazards from its previous use. The main stadium is constructed in the shape of a Ribeye steak. It is home to the 2nd best steakhouse in the Dallas-Ft. Worth region.
The Steaks are coached by Coach.
Players
Batters
- Cory Ross
- Langley Wheeler
- Summers Pony
- Sebastian Telephone
- Sam Scandal
- Stevenson Monstera
- August Mina
- Marco Stink
- Thomas Kirby
Pitchers
Mascots
Former Players
Incinerated
- Lars Mendoza (Season 2 Day 51; replaced by Marco Stink)
- Zi Delacruz (Season 2 Day 72; replaced by Thomas Kirby)
Transferred
- Jessica Telephone (stolen by Philly Pies in Postseason 1 Election; replaced by August Mina)
Season Results
To be added.
Fan Art
To be added.
