Conner Haley

Conner Haley
Basic Information
Team	Dallas Steaks
Status	Alive
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Barrel of fish
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	H2O
Fate	25
Soulscream	AIEAUAIEAUAEXAAAEXAAAE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him

Conner Haley is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks. Haley has been with the Steaks since Season 1.

Official League Records

Haley was the winning pitcher in Game 93 of Season 4, leading the Steaks to an underdog 4-3 victory over the Flowers and clinching a playoff berth for Dallas.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Personality

While arguably one of their worst pitchers (and overall players), Conner is also the most dedicated to the team's grill-loving aesthetic.

Conner speaks very little, except on the topic of meat. He has an extensive knowledge of cooking, smoking, and grilling, which he puts to use during pre- and post-game rituals. Team members have noted that nearly all of their conversations with Conner have involved meat, despite their best efforts.

Whether in conversation, during a game, or even when grilling, Conner's eyes are always focused somewhere to the right of his intended target. The exact cause is unclear; speculation ranges from a visual impairment, to a motor tic, to the effects of exposure to blaseball. Conner refuses to acknowledge this behavior, and grows frustrated or even hostile when confronted about this quirk.

Due to his lack of enthusiasm about nearly any topic, interviews with Conner have been unsuccessful in providing much background on the player. His interests in meat stop short of explaining the source of his fascination, and almost all conversations return to his preferred topic. His most informative answer that did not circle back to meat or grilling was in response to a question about his home town: "I'm from Dallas. Well, I don't live in Dallas, but it's Dallas."