Canada Moist Talkers
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The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the IBL since Season 1.
Players
Batters
- Kennedy Alstott
- Tyler Violet
- Elijah Bates
- Trevino Merritt
- Joe Voorhees
- Jesús Koch
- Eugenia Garbage
- Richmond Harrison
- Hobbs Cain
Pitchers
Former Players
Incinerated
- None...yet.
Transferred
- N/A
Season Results
- In season one of the IBL, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Chaotic Evil Division, missing the playoffs by only two games.
- In season two of the IBL, the Moist Talkers are currently in second place in the Chaotic Evil Division and are very much in playoff contention.
Fan Art
To be added.
Trivia
Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
Notable Events
- In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.