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In Internet League Blaseball, Birds are a phenomenon of unknown origin, whose first appearances can be dated back to Season 3, Day 6, following the Peanut Plague, the Blasphemy, and Uncertainty. Birds manifest themselves as a weather condition, whose effects on the game of Blaseball remain largely unknown.

History of Birds in Internet League Blaseball

Season 3, Day 6: Birds appear in Internet League Blaseball
Season 7, Day 63: The Birds pecked Jessica Telephone free

History

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Birds are dinosaurs that didn't quit, and boy howdy do they know it. Over 300 species of bird can be observed in Yellowstone National Park. The knowledge and study of birds, also known as ornithology, is largely speculative. However, it is apparent to all observers of Blaseball that birds are opaque and capable of hate.

Birds in Blaseball Mythology

Following the Blasphemy, the Umpires announced that the Blaseball Gods would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the Immaterial Plane. Some Blaseball theologists have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to judge the League and destroy it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball. Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some^[1] to extend even further into antiquity.

Birds in Popular Culture

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Controversies

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List of Notable Birds

List of Somewhat-Notable Birds

The Moist Owlette

List of Notable Somewhat-Birds

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-{{For|the weather condition|Lots of Birds}}
+{{about|the animal|the weather condition|Lots of Birds}}
-In [[Internet League Blaseball]], '''Birds''' are a phenomenon of unknown origin, whose first appearances can be dated back to [[Season 3]], Day 6, following the [[Peanut Plague]], the [[Blasphemy]], and [[Uncertainty]]. Birds manifest themselves as a [[weather]] condition, whose effects on the game of [[Blaseball]] remain largely unknown. The knowledge and study of birds, also known as [[ornithology]], is largely speculative. However, it is apparent to all observers of Blaseball that birds are opaque and capable of hate.
+In [[Internet League Blaseball]], '''Birds''' are a phenomenon of unknown origin, whose first appearances can be dated back to [[Season 3]], Day 6, following the [[Peanut Plague]], the [[Blasphemy]], and [[Uncertainty]]. Birds manifest themselves as a [[weather]] condition, whose effects on the game of [[Blaseball]] remain largely unknown.
 == History of Birds in Internet League Blaseball ==
 * '''Season 3, Day 6''': Birds appear in Internet League Blaseball
 * '''Season 7, Day 63''': The Birds pecked Jessica Telephone free
+==History==
+{{Community Lore}}
+Birds are dinosaurs that didn't quit, and boy howdy do they know it. Over 300 species of bird can be observed in [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)|Yellowstone National Park]].
+The knowledge and study of birds, also known as [[ornithology]], is largely speculative. However, it is apparent to all observers of Blaseball that birds are opaque and capable of hate.
 == Birds in Blaseball Mythology ==
-Following the Blasphemy, the [[Umpire|Umpires]] announced that the [[Blaseball Gods]] would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the [[Immaterial Plane]]. Some [[Blaseball theology|Blaseball theologists]] have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to [[The Great Judgment|judge]] the League and [[The Great Cull|destroy]] it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball.
+Following the Blasphemy, the [[Umpire|Umpires]] announced that the [[Blaseball Gods]] would remember the affront done to them on that day. At the start of the following day of play, birds appeared in various ballparks across the [[Immaterial Plane]]. Some [[Blaseball theology|Blaseball theologists]] have taken the birds' attitude of silent observation as a sign that the League was being watched ever more closely by the Gods, who may be seeking to [[The Great Judgment|judge]] the League and [[The Great Cull|destroy]] it if its participants were found wanting. Others see the apparition of the birds as a blessing, Nature itself visiting the Immaterial Plane and participating in the cultural event that is Blaseball. Birds' contribution to the splort are said by some<ref>[[Mexico City Wild Wings/History]]</ref> to extend even further into antiquity.
 == Birds in Popular Culture ==
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 == Controversies ==
 ''(This section is a stub. You can help the Blaseball wiki by expanding it.)''
+==List of Notable Birds ==
+*[[Gunther O'Brian]]
+*[[August Sky]]
+*[[Fletcher Yamamoto]]
+== List of Somewhat-Notable Birds ==
+*[[The Moist Owlette]]
+==List of Notable Somewhat-Birds==
+*[[Cell Barajas]]
+*[[Gabriel Griffith]]
+*[[Greer Gwiffin]]
+*[[Lawrence Horne]]
+*[[Sutton Bishop|The gooseform controlled by the town of Bishop Sutton]]
+<references />
 [[Category:Entities]]
-[[Category:Weather]]