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Annihilation (category States of Being)
Annihilation is a state of being in which a Blaseball player has ceased to exist and in which no material, metaphysical, or material evidence of their existence

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Death (category States of Being)
Death is a state of being first proposed in Theoretical Blaseball Physics in which a player ceases to live while some portion of their corporeal existence

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Shame
described by Rule 4.i in The Book of Blaseball. It states: i. Shame Phase: If the home team scores the winning run in the bottom of the final inning, the away

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Canada
status of the former province of Quebéc is also politically uncertain. The Government of Canada has not recognized the secession of the City-States nor Quebéc

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Hellmouth (town)
conclusion of the Expansion Era, collective memories of Moab (as it existed before the opening of the Hellmouth) were restored en masse. The restoration of collective

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Arches National Plark (section Effects of the Hellmouth)
Dlelicate Arch with background of La Sal Mountains National Plark 7 Hellmouth, Utah, United States COMMUNITY REPORTS The remainder of this article contains lore

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Chicago Firefighters
bear the burden of being locked in an endless struggle for balance, or ignore it, and know they have forsaken their duty. After being summoned, a Firefighter

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Season 1 (section Start of Season)
THE EVENT OF A POWER VACUUM A TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS SHALL BE CALLED TO NAME A NEW ACE AND CLAIM THE MOUND. SECTION 6 RULE H STATES A CREW OF UMPIRES SHALL

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Hatfield Suzuki
result of Thomas Dracaena's Undertaker modification. During the Season β20 elections, Suzuki gained the Undefined mod as a result of the States of Play blessing

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Ziwa Mueller
fitness regimes and cleanup of various sections of Gleek Arena. This pattern was only halted due to the intervention of teammate Eugenia Garbage who helped

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Hester Scythe
generations of shepherds of the dead, although Scythe is the only being who has ever been observed saying this. Scythe claims to be one of the most powerful

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Lenny Spruce
incapable of understanding humor, the results have not been great. When he joined the team, Spruce had one of his arms shaved into the shape of a bat, and

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Son Jensen (section The Many Faces of Son Jensen)
not-quite-notice a sort of blending together of dimensions, briefly observing different versions of him without being consciously aware of it. Son seems entirely

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Peanuts (section Squirrel of Devouring)
some form of punishment. With the addition of the Idols Leaderboard in Season β6, it was discovered that these three players were immune to being Shelled

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Philly Pies
bases instead of four. See also: Glossary Power ChaargeWhen this Player hits a Double, they'll have a chance of Overperforming for the rest of the game. Affinity

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Dominic Marijuana (category Hall Of Fame Inductees)
Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. ReleasedNo

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Los Angeli Research Division
named Crave Slowmode states: “The technology and research behind this experiment, not to mention the acquisition of the sheer amount of energy that would

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Yellowstone Magic
40-70% of all Wildlife within the borders of Yellowstone National Park The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil

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Conrad Twelve (section Box of Conrad Twelve Files)
handle was Big Shoulders. One of the previous Conrads ran for Governor of Illinois and placed second. Twelve states: "A lot of ballot boxes went missing."

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Olde One
Mom, The Indomitable Snip, She of the Eternal Shuffle, He of the Omniscent Ommatophores, “That There Big Crab”, Our Lady of the Impenecrable Shell, Ny'el'g'shuth

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