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Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were {{#choose:coming into their own|someone|a person|okay}}. The team's shared playlist {{#choose:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex was irreparably damaged]<!-- shut up. -->|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance had been blessed]|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance would never be the same again]}}. They made peace with [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning|the voices in their head]]. They tried their hand at cooking. It went {{#choose:...not terrible|well|awful|alright|decently|pretty good}}<!-- they said it'd have been easier with izzie, but she was in mexico or something? they never told me what that was about. -->. [[PolkaDot Zavala|Zavala]] almost taught them eyeliner. [[Leach Ingram]] {{#choose:was, uh, well, yeah, you know|induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded<!-- still counted. -->|had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor<!-- hot take, but? original green. can't beat that. -->}}. | Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were {{#choose:coming into their own|someone|a person|okay}}. The team's shared playlist {{#choose:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex was irreparably damaged]<!-- shut up. -->|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance had been blessed]|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance would never be the same again]}}. They made peace with [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning|the voices in their head]]. They tried their hand at cooking. It went {{#choose:...not terrible|well|awful|alright|decently|pretty good}}<!-- they said it'd have been easier with izzie, but she was in mexico or something? they never told me what that was about. -->. [[PolkaDot Zavala|Zavala]] almost taught them eyeliner. [[Leach Ingram]] {{#choose:was, uh, well, yeah, you know|induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded<!-- still counted. -->|had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor<!-- hot take, but? original green. can't beat that. -->}}. | ||
| − | On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the [[Shoe Thieves]]. They {{#choose:didn't want to go|were excited to play|were unresponsive|didn't seem to mind}}. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day. | + | On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the [[Shoe Thieves]]. They {{#choose:didn't want to go|were excited to play|were unresponsive|didn't seem to mind}}. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day. <!-- |
| − | + | they say good things never happen in charleston. well, i'm not sure that's true. | |
| + | but then again, they say a lot of things. everything happens for a reason. everyone has a place. | ||
| + | causality flows uncaringly, no matter who objects to it. | ||
| + | well... | ||
| + | people tend to forget one thing. you can't get rid of a mason that easily. | ||
| + | i'm not going anywhere, that's for sure. even if things are just a little different now. | ||
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| + | add another chapter to the page. have it say "In the end, XIII would be okay." | ||
| + | in the meantime, i'll be practicing my british accent. rod still has one coming. won't suspect a thing. | ||
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| + | --> | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | * XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | ||
* XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | * XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | ||
| + | * i'll add more stuff here tomorrow i'm tired. <!-- lol. --> | ||
Revision as of 05:44, 25 November 2021
At Latesiesta of Season 14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-"acquired" PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base, beneath a gaping hole (next to the existing, larger hole) in the roof.
XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a mild headache. On Day 77, the headache got a little worse.
Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. Oscar Vaughan offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII didn't really know how to react to. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing.
As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at Hewitt Best and Marco Stink's apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young entity, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. Marco Stink simply stared at them, intrigued, listening. They also bonded with PolkaDot Zavala and Mooney Doctor II. Apparently they had a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that neat?
On Day 78, XIII pitched their last game of their complicated life. They were at the Polyhedron. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. Liquid Friend took them out for waffles after the game. Everyone just wanted the day to be over.
Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were a person. The team's shared playlist had been blessed. They made peace with the voices in their head. They tried their hand at cooking. It went alright. Zavala almost taught them eyeliner. Leach Ingram induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded.
On Day 84, XIII was due to pitch against the Shoe Thieves. They were excited to play. Either way, it's not like the universe cared what they thought. And either way, they never made it to the mound that day.
Trivia
- XIII was originally found lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base.
- XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter.
- i'll add more stuff here tomorrow i'm tired.
