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* Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. This occurred for many minutes at the top of the 9th on Season 4, Day 108
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Revision as of 21:40, 29 August 2020

Thomas Dracaena is a lineup player for the New York Millennials. He has been with the team since the start of Season 1.

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Thomas is often referred to as "Drac" by fans and teammates. Despite his nickname, Dracaena is not actually a vampire. As far as anyone knows.

Allegations of Vampirism

For most of Dracaena's career, allegations of Vampirism have plagued the star Millennials batter. Critics point to Dracaena's particularly long cuspid teeth, pale skin, and apparent distrust of mirrors as signs of his vampiric nature. Skeptics rebut with the fact that since Dracaena appears on film and television and does not have sparkling skin, he cannot be a vampire. When questioned, Dracaena responded, "Listen, I'm not a vampire. If I was, I would have sparkly skin. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Not that I would know. Because I'm not a vampire."

Although allegations dwindled during the Millennial's middling play through the end of Season 1, renewed focus was placed on Dracaena during The Discipline Era when a permanent solar eclipse coincided with Dracaena rapidly becoming the best player on the team.

Nearing the end of The Discipline Era, Thomas’s sibling (and known vampire) Alexandria Dracaena was incinerated. When asked about the situation Thomas said, “Though I am deeply saddened, incineration is the only way out.” When pressed on the matter of Vampirism he responded, “My sibling was the vampire; I am not a vampire. End of conversation.”

Trivia

  • Thomas Dracaena hit a ground out to Edric Tosser. This occurred for many minutes at the top of the 9th on Season 4, Day 108

Rogue Umpires sometimes refer to him in whispered tones as "the Eclipse Walker".