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[[File:Chariot.png|thumb|Taco Chariot by Hen and Frog]]
 
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The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the [[Season 11]] Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside.
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The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the {{BetaSeason|11}} Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since {{BetaSeason|17}} it has been occasionally referred to as the "'''lime-ousine".'''
  
 
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In {{BetaSeason|24}}, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the [[Map|End Zone]] of Blaseball, outracing the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|Black Hole]]

Latest revision as of 01:06, 15 January 2023

Taco Chariot by Hen and Frog

The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season β11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since Season β17 it has been occasionally referred to as the "lime-ousine".

Order Here

It is Fri, 17 May 2024 07:14:46 +0000

Your head cook now is: Bevan Wise

They are assisted by: McKinley Otten

Item Cost
Wheerer’s Wings Free
Chell’s Perfect Pitch Tribute to Nicholas Vincent
Salsa BuBATcha $7.20 donation to mutual aid

Drivers

The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:

CAN DRIVE,
AND SHOULD
CAN DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD NOT
CANNOT DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD
CANNOT DRIVE
AND SHOULD NOT
Felix Garbage Vito Kravitz Basilio Mason Basilio Fig
Lucas Petty Sexton Wheerer Pannonica Oko McKinley Otten
Silvaire Semiquaver Rat Mason McBaseball Clembons Yummy Elliott
Wanda Schenn

In Season β24, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the End Zone of Blaseball, outracing the Black Hole