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[[File:Chariot.png|thumb|Taco Chariot by Hen and Frog]]
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The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the {{BetaSeason|11}} Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since {{BetaSeason|17}} it has been occasionally referred to as the "'''lime-ousine".'''
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==Order Here==
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It is {{#time: r|now}}
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Your head cook now is: {{#switch: {{#time:G}}
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|0=[[Wyatt Dovenpart]]
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|1=[[Lucas Petty]]
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|2=[[Yummy Elliott]]
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|3=[[McBaseball Clembons]]
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|4=[[Peanut Bong]]
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|5=[[Rat Batson]]
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|6=[[Felix Garbage]]
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|7=[[Bevan Wise]]
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|8=[[Basilio Mason]]
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|9=[[Rat Mason]]
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|10=[[Mcdowell Mason]]
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|11=[[Basilio Fig]]
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|12=[[McKinley Otten]]
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|13=[[Michelle Sportsman]]
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|14=[[Vito Kravitz]]
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|15=[[Felix Garbage]]
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|16=[[Sexton Wheerer]]
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|17=[[Basilio Mason]]
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|18=[[Basilio Fig]]
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|19=[[McKinley Otten]]
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|20=[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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|21=[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]
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|22=[[Fish Summer]]
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|23=[[Wanda Schenn]]
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}}
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They are assisted by: {{#switch: {{#time:G}}
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|0=[[Basilio Fig]]
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|1=[[Basilio Mason]]
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|2=[[Sexton Wheerer]]
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|3=[[Felix Garbage]]
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|4=[[Fish Summer]]
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|5=[[McBaseball Clembons]]
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|6=[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]
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|7=[[McKinley Otten]]
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|8=[[Michelle Sportsman]]
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|9=[[Peanut Bong]]
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|10=[[Wanda Schenn]]
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|11=[[Rat Mason]]
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|12=[[Vito Kravitz]]
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|13=[[Wyatt Dovenpart]]
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|14=[[Yummy Elliott]]
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|15=[[Hendricks Richardson]]
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|16=[[Mcdowell Mason]]
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|17=[[McKinley Otten]]
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|18=[[Michelle Sportsman]]
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|19=[[Peanut Bong]]
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|20=[[Rat Batson]]
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|21=[[Lucas Petty]]
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|22=[[Basilio Mason]]
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|23=[[Sexton Wheerer]]
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}}
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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!Item!!Cost
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|-
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|<choose uncached="">
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<option> [[Hotdaco]] </option>
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<option> P Bongers </option>
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<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Pescado Caliente </option>
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<option> EmpaNANda </option>
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<option> Quitter Fajita </option>
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<option> Alé-churro Leaf </option>
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<option> Pothos Rancheros </option>
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<option> Wheerer’s Wings </option>
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<option> Vito’s Platitos </option>
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<option> Garbage Beans </option>
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<option> Salsa BuRATcha </option>
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<option> Salsa BuBATcha </option>
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<option> Pollo y Wise </option>
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<option> McClemons Agua Fresca </option>
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<option> Val’s Mystery </option>
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<option> Otten’s Uni Pasta </option>
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<option> Chell’s Perfect Pitch </option>
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<option> Sasquatch Forest Ceviche </option>
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<option> Everything Yummys </option>
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<option> Papa Owl Nachospiracy </option>
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<option> Basilitos Taquitos </option>
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<option> Food Envy </option>
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<option> Champion Bread </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Dovenport) </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Glover) </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Owens) </option>
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<option> IV Cheese Quesadillas </option>
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<option> Patel’s Con Carne </option>
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<option> Machine Cut Fries </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
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<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose>||Free
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|-
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|<choose uncached="">
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<option> [[Hotdaco]] </option>
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<option> P Bongers </option>
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<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Pescado Caliente </option>
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<option> EmpaNANda </option>
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<option> Quitter Fajita </option>
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<option> Alé-churro Leaf </option>
 +
<option> Pothos Rancheros </option>
 +
<option> Wheerer’s Wings </option>
 +
<option> Vito’s Platitos </option>
 +
<option> Garbage Beans </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuRATcha </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuBATcha </option>
 +
<option> Pollo y Wise </option>
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<option> McClemons Agua Fresca </option>
 +
<option> Val’s Mystery </option>
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<option> Otten’s Uni Pasta </option>
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<option> Chell’s Perfect Pitch </option>
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<option> Sasquatch Forest Ceviche </option>
 +
<option> Everything Yummys </option>
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<option> Papa Owl Nachospiracy </option>
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<option> Basilitos Taquitos </option>
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<option> Food Envy </option>
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<option> Champion Bread </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Dovenport) </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Glover) </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Owens) </option>
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<option> IV Cheese Quesadillas </option>
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<option> Patel’s Con Carne </option>
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<option> Machine Cut Fries </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
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<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose>||Tribute to  <choose uncached=""><option>[[Nicholas Vincent]]</option><option>[[Natha Kath]]</option><option>[[Moses Mason]]</option><option>[[Goobie Ballson]]</option> </choose>
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|-
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|<choose uncached="">
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<option> [[Hotdaco]] </option>
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<option> P Bongers </option>
 +
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
 +
<option> Pescado Caliente </option>
 +
<option> EmpaNANda </option>
 +
<option> Quitter Fajita </option>
 +
<option> Alé-churro Leaf </option>
 +
<option> Pothos Rancheros </option>
 +
<option> Wheerer’s Wings </option>
 +
<option> Vito’s Platitos </option>
 +
<option> Garbage Beans </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuRATcha </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuBATcha </option>
 +
<option> Pollo y Wise </option>
 +
<option> McClemons Agua Fresca </option>
 +
<option> Val’s Mystery </option>
 +
<option> Otten’s Uni Pasta </option>
 +
<option> Chell’s Perfect Pitch </option>
 +
<option> Sasquatch Forest Ceviche </option>
 +
<option> Everything Yummys </option>
 +
<option> Papa Owl Nachospiracy </option>
 +
<option> Basilitos Taquitos </option>
 +
<option> Food Envy </option>
 +
<option> Champion Bread </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Dovenport) </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Glover) </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Owens) </option>
 +
<option> IV Cheese Quesadillas </option>
 +
<option> Patel’s Con Carne </option>
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<option> Machine Cut Fries </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
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<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose>||$7.20 donation to mutual aid
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|}
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==Drivers==
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The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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!CAN DRIVE,<br /> AND SHOULD!!CAN DRIVE, <br />  BUT SHOULD NOT!!CANNOT DRIVE, <br /> BUT SHOULD!!CANNOT DRIVE<br />AND SHOULD NOT
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|-
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|[[Felix Garbage]]||[[Vito Kravitz]]||[[Basilio Mason]]||[[Basilio Fig]]
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|-
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|[[Lucas Petty]]||[[Sexton Wheerer]]||[[Pannonica Oko]]||[[McKinley Otten]]
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|-
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|[[Silvaire Semiquaver]]||[[Rat Mason]]||[[McBaseball Clembons]]||[[Yummy Elliott]]
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|-
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| || || ||[[Wanda Schenn]]
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|}
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In {{BetaSeason|24}}, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the [[Map|End Zone]] of Blaseball, outracing the [[Black Hole (Black Hole)|Black Hole]]

Latest revision as of 01:06, 15 January 2023

Taco Chariot by Hen and Frog

The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season β11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since Season β17 it has been occasionally referred to as the "lime-ousine".

Order Here

It is Sat, 18 May 2024 19:01:35 +0000

Your head cook now is: McKinley Otten

They are assisted by: Peanut Bong

Item Cost
Wheerer’s Wings Free
Basilitos Taquitos Tribute to Natha Kath
Food Envy $7.20 donation to mutual aid

Drivers

The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:

CAN DRIVE,
AND SHOULD		 CAN DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD NOT		 CANNOT DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD		 CANNOT DRIVE
AND SHOULD NOT
Felix Garbage Vito Kravitz Basilio Mason Basilio Fig
Lucas Petty Sexton Wheerer Pannonica Oko McKinley Otten
Silvaire Semiquaver Rat Mason McBaseball Clembons Yummy Elliott
Wanda Schenn

In Season β24, Lucas Petty and Vito Kravitz took the Taco Chariot through the End Zone of Blaseball, outracing the Black Hole

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