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The [[LA Unlimited Tacos]] Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at [[Al Pastor Memorial Park]]. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the [[Season 11]] Election [[Vito Kravitz]] noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the [[Grand Siesta]] repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside.
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==Order Here==
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It is {{#time: r|now}}
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Your head cook today is: <choose uncached> <option> [[Felix Garbage]] </option>
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<option> [[Bevan Wise]] </option>
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<option> [[Basilio Mason]] </option>
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<option> [[Rat Mason]] </option>
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<option> [[Mcdowell Mason]] </option>
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<option> [[Basilio Fig]] </option>
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<option> [[Vito Kravitz]] </option>
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<option> [[McKinley Otten]] </option>
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<option> [[Michelle Sportsman]] </option>
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<option> [[Wyatt Dovenpart]] </option>
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<option> [[Fish Summer]] </option>
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<option> [[Yummy Elliott]] </option>
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<option> [[McBaseball Clembons]] </option>
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<option> [[Peanut Bong]] </option>
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<option> [[Rat Batson]] </option>
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</choose>
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They are assisted by: <choose uncached><option> [[Felix Garbage]] </option>
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<option> [[Bevan Wise]] </option>
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<option> [[Basilio Mason]] </option>
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<option> [[Rat Mason]] </option>
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<option> [[Mcdowell Mason]] </option>
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<option> [[Basilio Fig]] </option>
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<option> [[Vito Kravitz]] </option>
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<option> [[McKinley Otten]] </option>
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<option> [[Michelle Sportsman]] </option>
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<option> [[Wyatt Dovenpart]] </option>
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<option> [[Fish Summer]] </option>
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<option> [[Yummy Elliott]] </option>
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<option> [[McBaseball Clembons]] </option>
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<option> [[Peanut Bong]] </option>
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<option> [[Rat Batson]] </option>
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</choose>
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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! Item !! Cost
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|-
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| <choose uncached>
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<option> [[Hotdacos]] </option>
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<option> P Bongers </option>
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<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Pescado Caliente </option>
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<option> EmpaNANda </option>
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<option> Quitter Fajita </option>
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<option> Alé-churro Leaf </option>
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<option> Pothos Rancheros </option>
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<option> Wheerer’s Wings </option>
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<option> Vito’s Platitos </option>
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<option> Garbage Beans </option>
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<option> Salsa BuRATcha </option>
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<option> Salsa BuBATcha </option>
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<option> Pollo y Wise </option>
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<option> McClemons Agua Fresca </option>
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<option> Val’s Mystery </option>
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<option> Otten’s Uni Pasta </option>
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<option> Chell’s Perfect Pitch </option>
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<option> Sasquatch Forest Ceviche </option>
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<option> Everything Yummys </option>
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<option> Papa Owl Nachospiracy </option>
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<option> Basilitos Taquitos </option>
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<option> Food Envy </option>
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<option> Champion Bread </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Dovenport) </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Glover) </option>
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<option> Wyatt Suprise (Owens) </option>
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<option> IV Cheese Quesadillas </option>
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<option> Patel’s Con Carne </option>
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<option> Machine Cut Fries </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
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<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose> || Free
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|-
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|<choose uncached>
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<option> [[Hotdacos]] </option>
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<option> P Bongers </option>
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<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
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<option> Pescado Caliente </option>
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<option> EmpaNANda </option>
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<option> Quitter Fajita </option>
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<option> Alé-churro Leaf </option>
 +
<option> Pothos Rancheros </option>
 +
<option> Wheerer’s Wings </option>
 +
<option> Vito’s Platitos </option>
 +
<option> Garbage Beans </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuRATcha </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuBATcha </option>
 +
<option> Pollo y Wise </option>
 +
<option> McClemons Agua Fresca </option>
 +
<option> Val’s Mystery </option>
 +
<option> Otten’s Uni Pasta </option>
 +
<option> Chell’s Perfect Pitch </option>
 +
<option> Sasquatch Forest Ceviche </option>
 +
<option> Everything Yummys </option>
 +
<option> Papa Owl Nachospiracy </option>
 +
<option> Basilitos Taquitos </option>
 +
<option> Food Envy </option>
 +
<option> Champion Bread </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Dovenport) </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Glover) </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Owens) </option>
 +
<option> IV Cheese Quesadillas </option>
 +
<option> Patel’s Con Carne </option>
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<option> Machine Cut Fries </option>
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<option> Salsa Roses </option>
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<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose>|| Tribute to  <choose uncached><option>[[Nicholas Vincent]]</option><option>[[Natha Kath]]</option><option>[[Moses Mason]]</option> </choose>
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|-
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| <choose uncached>
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<option> [[Hotdacos]] </option>
 +
<option> P Bongers </option>
 +
<option> Francisca Ropa Vieja </option>
 +
<option> Pescado Caliente </option>
 +
<option> EmpaNANda </option>
 +
<option> Quitter Fajita </option>
 +
<option> Alé-churro Leaf </option>
 +
<option> Pothos Rancheros </option>
 +
<option> Wheerer’s Wings </option>
 +
<option> Vito’s Platitos </option>
 +
<option> Garbage Beans </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuRATcha </option>
 +
<option> Salsa BuBATcha </option>
 +
<option> Pollo y Wise </option>
 +
<option> McClemons Agua Fresca </option>
 +
<option> Val’s Mystery </option>
 +
<option> Otten’s Uni Pasta </option>
 +
<option> Chell’s Perfect Pitch </option>
 +
<option> Sasquatch Forest Ceviche </option>
 +
<option> Everything Yummys </option>
 +
<option> Papa Owl Nachospiracy </option>
 +
<option> Basilitos Taquitos </option>
 +
<option> Food Envy </option>
 +
<option> Champion Bread </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Dovenport) </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Glover) </option>
 +
<option> Wyatt Suprise (Owens) </option>
 +
<option> IV Cheese Quesadillas </option>
 +
<option> Patel’s Con Carne </option>
 +
<option> Machine Cut Fries </option>
 +
<option> Salsa Roses </option>
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<option> Toasties </option>
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</choose> || $7.20 donation to mutual aid
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|}
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==Drivers==
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The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:
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{| class="wikitable"
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|-
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! CAN DRIVE,<br /> AND SHOULD  !! CAN DRIVE, <br />  BUT SHOULD NOT!! CANNOT DRIVE, <br /> BUT SHOULD  !! CANNOT DRIVE<br />AND SHOULD NOT
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|-
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| [[Felix Garbage]] || [[Vito Kravitz]] || [[Basilio Mason]] || [[Basilio Fig]]
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|-
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| [[Michelle Sportsman]] || [[Bevan Wise]] || [[Mcdowell Mason]] || [[McKinley Otten]]
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|-
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|  || [[Rat Mason]] || [[McBaseball Clembons]] || [[Yummy Elliott]]
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|-
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|  ||  ||  || [[Fish Summer]]
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|}

Revision as of 03:46, 15 May 2021

The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season 11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside.

Order Here

It is Sun, 19 May 2024 01:04:35 +0000

Your head cook today is: Bevan Wise

They are assisted by: Wyatt Dovenpart

Item Cost
Champion Bread Free
Val’s Mystery Tribute to Nicholas Vincent
Garbage Beans $7.20 donation to mutual aid

Drivers

The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:

CAN DRIVE,
AND SHOULD		 CAN DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD NOT		 CANNOT DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD		 CANNOT DRIVE
AND SHOULD NOT
Felix Garbage Vito Kravitz Basilio Mason Basilio Fig
Michelle Sportsman Bevan Wise Mcdowell Mason McKinley Otten
Rat Mason McBaseball Clembons Yummy Elliott
Fish Summer
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