Seattle Garages
The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Internet League since Season 1. Their stadium is located inside of an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes. The Seattle Garages are also a supergroup comprised of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. They recorded their own team song, "Smells Like Team Spirit", which they perform at the beginning of home games. This is in place of the national anthem, which "doesn't even slap" according to team captain and frontman Theodore "Teddy Blaseball" Duende. After poor performances (in both meanings of the word), Mike Townsend was kicked out of the Garages in a musical sense, but is still a member of the team in a Blaseball sense due to legal complications.
After Jaylen Hotdogfingers's incineration, the Garages recorded "Heart-Shaped Hotdog". Other songs by the Garages include "Black Hole Sunbeam", commemorating the absolute thrashing the Garages gave the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 2 Day 54, as well as "About a Squirrel", which is about a squirrel.
The Garages only play against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour. By complete coincidence, the Eternal Tour dates happen to line up exactly with their league-mandated game schedule.
Mascots
Since the hot-headed members of the Garages could never decide on a single team mascot, they have come to a "temporary" solution that each player has their own mascot, who roots for the individual player. Naturally, Mike Townsend's mascot is often ganged up on by the other 13 mascots, and has had to hire its own security team.
Player Mascots
TBA
Fans
The Garages have a die-hard fanbase. Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7. An anonymous superfan who claimed to have lived in seat D20 for the last 93 years was quoted as saying, "they may not win the most games, but they definitely rock the most."
Chants
- "MONSTERA MASH!"
- (excited) "DUENDE!"
- (exasperated) "DERRICK!"
- (more exasperated) "TOWNSEND!"
- "Please Blaseball Gods give us a good pitcher" until the words no longer have meaning
Players
Batters
- Malik Destiny
- Theodore Duende
- Avila Guzman
- Luis Acevedo
- Shaquille Torres
- Lang Richardson
- Oliver Mueller
- Allison Abbott
- Bennett Browning
Pitchers
Incinerated
Season Results
To be added
Fan Art
To be added
