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The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Internet League since Season 1. Their stadium is located inside of an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes. The Seattle Garages are also a supergroup comprised of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. They recorded their own team song, "Smells Like Team Spirit", which they perform at the beginning of home games in place of the national anthem. After poor performances (in both meanings of the word), Mike Townsend was kicked out of the Garages in a musical sense, but is still a member of the team in a Blaseball sense due to legal complications.

After Jaylen Hotdogfingers's incineration, the Garages recorded "Heart-Shaped Hotdog". Other songs by the Garages include "Black Hole Sunbeam", commemorating the absolute thrashing the Garages gave the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 2 Day 54, as well as "About a Squirrel", which is about a squirrel.

The Garages have a die-hard fanbase. Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7. An anonymous superfan who claimed to have lived in seat D20 for the last 93 years was quoted as saying, "they may not win the most games, but they definitely rock the most."

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Jaylen Hotdogfingers

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	After [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]'s incineration, the Garages recorded "Heart-Shaped Hotdog". Other songs by the Garages include "Black Hole Sunbeam", commemorating the absolute thrashing the Garages gave the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on Season 2 Day 54, as well as "About a Squirrel", which is about a squirrel.		After [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]]'s incineration, the Garages recorded "Heart-Shaped Hotdog". Other songs by the Garages include "Black Hole Sunbeam", commemorating the absolute thrashing the Garages gave the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on Season 2 Day 54, as well as "About a Squirrel", which is about a squirrel.

		+	The Garages have a die-hard fanbase. Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7. An anonymous superfan who claimed to have lived in seat D20 for the last 93 years was quoted as saying, "they may not win the most games, but they definitely rock the most."