Philly Pies

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The Philly Pies are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Their stadium, Tastykake Stadium (alternatively spelt Tastycake Stadium), commonly referred to as "The Oven" is known for its zero food waste policy. All food waste is recycled. Any would-be food-wasters caught by the security team are punished with necessary force. Incidentally, Tastykake stadium, like all good Philadelphia stadiums, has a jail.

The Pies' mascot, The Philadelphia Philling, is a bipedal pie with large bulbous eyes. They are a flaky friend with flavourful filling, and is often seen "cheering" the Pies on from the top shelf of The Oven. No one really knows what it is, nor wants to.

Fans of the Pies are often referred to as flans.

Players

Batters

Pitchers

Season Results

In Season 1, the Philly Pies went 53-46 in the regular season and entered the post season as the #3 seed in the Evil League. The Pies swept the #2 seeded Breckenridge Jazz Hands (57-40 in the regular season). The Pies then faced the Houston Spies (53-44 in the regular season) in the Evil League Championship Series and won the series 3-0, including a 17 inning thriller that with the winning run scored on a solo HR by Cedric Gonzalez and a shut out inning by Betsy Trombone. In the Internet Series, the Pies faced the Chicago Firefighters. The Pies continued their winning ways with another 3-0 sweep for win the first Internet Series without losing a game in the post-season.

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Fan Art

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The Philly Pies mascot, the Philly Philling.
The Philly Pies mascot, the Philly Philling.