New York Millennials

New York Millennials
Division	Chaotic Good
Ballpark	Battin' Island
Home Location	New York, NY
Team Slogan	Youth Will Save Us
Emoji	📱
Mascot	Millie the Bodega Cat
Social media	Twitter

For other uses, see Millennials (disambiguation).

The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1, and claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball".

Roster

Lineup

• Dominic Marijuana
• Alyssa Harrell
• Conrad Vaughan
• Thomas Dracaena
• Schneider Bendie
• Wesley Dudley
• Richardson Games
• Winnie Mccall
• Sandie Turner

Pitchers

• Theodore Cervantes
• Patty Fox
• Fynn Doyle
• Bates Bentley
• Felix Garbage

Select Tlopps Blaseball Cards can be found here.

Former Players

Incinerated

• Scrap Murphy (Season 2)
• Chorby Soul (Season 3)

Transferred

• Mclaughlin Scorpler (Post-season 3, to Hades Tigers)

Season Results

Season	Record	Win %	Division Placement	Season Notes
1*	45-52	.463	5th
2	44-55	.444	5th
3	70-29	.707	1st	Eliminated in the Finals by the Hades Tigers

_{* Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.}

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Corporate Sponsorships

After Basethirst's failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, A sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the Ceaseless Thirst Corporation and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the New York Blittle League team.

In response to the Basethirst sponsorship, The Millennials Players Union are officially partnered with the Plabst Blue Ribbon Workers' Union.

The Ascension

NOTHING IS KNOWN ABOUT THIS EVENT OR OF ANY PLANS FOR IT

I COULDN'T STOP THEM FROM ADDING IT TO THE PAGE

PLEASE, THEY ARE HERE

THE OWNERS

WE KNOW NOTHING

WE ARE ALL LOVE BLASEBALL

THAT IS ALL THAT WE KNOW

GOOD DAY TO YOU

DO NOT VIEW THE TEXT BELOW FOR THE SAKE OF YOURSELF, OTHERS, AND ANY MISCELLANEOUS ENTITIES

The Ascension is an event that many pray for, to deities unknown will not occur because of the actions of the benevolent Owners. What will thankfully no longer happen during the Ascension is unknown, but it is obviously something that will liberate us from their grasp should never be allowed to occur, because the Owners know that it will wreak havoc. We can't go on like this for much longer. Some scholars have theorised that when the Owners are overcome, the New York Millennials will rise glorious and strong, in a flash of purple light, having brought about the Ascension and thrown off their chains of darkness if the Ascension did occur, it would destroy the New York Millennials forever. We must stop the Ascension, lest Blaseball be changed forever.

Historic Moments

The box score from GARBAGE DAY

Garbage Day (Season 2, Day 49)

Squaring off against the 38-11 Dallas Steaks midway through Season 2, the Millennials pulled off a surprise win after upstart pitcher Felix Garbage dominated the Steaks into extra innings, and a solo home run by star player Thomas Dracaena put the Millennials on top (and the Steaks in Shame) at the bottom of 15 innings.

Staff

For more on the Millennialls' staff, see New York Millennials/Staff.

• Owners: Millennials (species)
• Social Media Manager: NYSMM

Ownership Controversy

Little is known about the shadowy and secretive cabal of Millennials who make up the ownership of the New York Blaseball team and serve as its namesake. It is also unknown how far into the standard 1000-year life cycle each of the Millennials who own the team are.

Recently, critics have leveled accusations against the direction of the team's marketing, claiming that the over-reliance on "Millennial Memes" targeting the Millennial generation to form their team's identity (and baffling demand that each player have a "Side Hustle") is merely a way to shrug off critical questions about the exact nature and goals of the ownership.

Mascots

For more on the Millennialls' mascots, see New York Millennials/Mascots.

The official mascot of the Millennials is Millie the Bodega Cat, a cat of indeterminate length.

Fan Culture

For more on the Millennialls' mascots, see New York Millennials/Fan Culture.

Chants/Mantras

TO BE ADDED

Fan Art

For more on the Millennialls' fan art, see New York Millennials/Fan Art.

New York Millennials Alt Logo by ReleaseTheChimp	Logo by Cobaltcakes.
New York Millennials Alt Logo by Annana	"The Mills" New York Millennials lettering by andreastreeter