Knight Triumphant

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Knight Urlacher is a lineup player for San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1

Official League Records

Urlacher currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Urlacher received the title of Knight for being the only known person to venture into the Hellmouth and live to tell the tale. Rumors say it was completely by accident on a 10 day acid trip with some of their lovers and teammates. Still to this day Urlacher will not confirm the truth or disclose the mysterious entity that gave them the title of Knight.

Urlacher is the Lovers' Team Captain, and proud parent of Baby Urlacher. Given the blaseball prowess of their offspring, it is said that Knight Urlacher may possess some sort of inheritable blaseball DNA. As the nature of Baby's birth (a mysterious process known as 'knightosis') is still shrouded in mystery, it is unknown whether or not Baby's blaseball prowess is natural or the product of genetic alteration.

Trivia

  • It is popularly theorized amongst fans that Knight is not a being of flesh, but in actuality a sentient suit of armor. Sightings of Knight as anything otherwise has been attributed to a magical glamour that allows them to blend in with the mundane world.

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