Difference between revisions of "Helga Burton"
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{{Player | {{Player | ||
| − | + | | image1=Helga Burton.png | |
| − | + | | caption1=Image courtesy of @electricgaunt, made with an editor created by @r4tist. | |
| − | + | | team=[[San Francisco Lovers]] | |
| − | + | | status=Active | |
| − | + | | dates=Jul 20, 2020–present | |
| − | + | | batting={{Star Rating|2.5}} | |
| − | + | | pitching={{Star Rating|2}} | |
| − | + | | baserunning={{Star Rating|2}} | |
| − | + | | defense={{Star Rating|1.0}} | |
| − | + | | item=None | |
| − | + | | armor=None | |
| − | + | | evolution=Base | |
| − | + | | ritual=Talking to god | |
| − | + | | coffee=Latte | |
| − | + | | blood=Love | |
| − | + | | fate=34 | |
| − | + | | soulscream=EHEUEEHEUEEAOAEAAOAEAA | |
| − | + | | pronouns=She/Her | |
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| player_twitter={{Twitter|name=BlaseballHelga}} | | player_twitter={{Twitter|name=BlaseballHelga}} | ||
| partners=[[Knight Triumphant]] | | partners=[[Knight Triumphant]] | ||
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== Official League Records == | == Official League Records == | ||
| − | Burton currently has no notable events in the official record books | + | Burton currently has no notable events in the official record books. |
== History == | == History == | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | Helga is a 5" | + | Helga is a 5'9" tan humanoid woman with tied-back blond hair. She is well liked by the crowds and never gives less than 100%. |
| − | Helga has supposedly never met her teammate [[Helga Moreno]]. When questioned on fact she responded | + | Helga has supposedly never met her teammate [[Helga Moreno]]. When questioned on fact she responded, "It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time." |
| − | Although most Lovers fans and players long insisted that Burton and Moreno were completely different and obviously had no connection, a persistent rumor held that the two Helgas were one woman changing her appearance. The truth was revealed by the Sclience Facts twitter account just before the start of | + | Although most Lovers fans and players long insisted that Burton and Moreno were completely different and obviously had no connection, a persistent rumor held that the two Helgas were one woman changing her appearance. The truth was revealed by the Sclience Facts twitter account just before the start of Season 4: Moreno and Burton are, in fact, the same being, one person with two bodies usually referred to simply as [[Helga]]. |
| − | The fact that | + | The fact that Moreno and Burton had been seen together, which was regarded as highly suspicious before their true nature was publicly known, actually is simply a coincidence. |
Previous theories of the nature of the Helgas still prove interesting thought experiments on future manifestations of blaseball players. These theories include: | Previous theories of the nature of the Helgas still prove interesting thought experiments on future manifestations of blaseball players. These theories include: | ||
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* Two blaseballers, one body. | * Two blaseballers, one body. | ||
* Helga was simply such a fast blaseballer that she was able to play in two places at once, taking separate actions through each manifestation. | * Helga was simply such a fast blaseballer that she was able to play in two places at once, taking separate actions through each manifestation. | ||
| − | * Four blaseball quadruplets in two trenchcoats | + | * Four blaseball quadruplets in two trenchcoats. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | As of Season 4, Helga Burton has nearly identical stats to Helga Moreno, although Burton has one star | + | As of Season 4, Helga Burton has nearly identical stats to Helga Moreno, although Burton has one star less in Pitching. |
==Fan Art== | ==Fan Art== | ||
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
[[Category:Lineup Players]] | [[Category:Lineup Players]] | ||
Revision as of 01:20, 29 October 2020
Helga Burton is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1.
Official League Records
Burton currently has no notable events in the official record books.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Helga is a 5'9" tan humanoid woman with tied-back blond hair. She is well liked by the crowds and never gives less than 100%.
Helga has supposedly never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded, "It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."
Although most Lovers fans and players long insisted that Burton and Moreno were completely different and obviously had no connection, a persistent rumor held that the two Helgas were one woman changing her appearance. The truth was revealed by the Sclience Facts twitter account just before the start of Season 4: Moreno and Burton are, in fact, the same being, one person with two bodies usually referred to simply as Helga.
The fact that Moreno and Burton had been seen together, which was regarded as highly suspicious before their true nature was publicly known, actually is simply a coincidence.
Previous theories of the nature of the Helgas still prove interesting thought experiments on future manifestations of blaseball players. These theories include:
- One body, two blaseballers.
- Two blaseballers, one body.
- Helga was simply such a fast blaseballer that she was able to play in two places at once, taking separate actions through each manifestation.
- Four blaseball quadruplets in two trenchcoats.
Trivia
As of Season 4, Helga Burton has nearly identical stats to Helga Moreno, although Burton has one star less in Pitching.
Fan Art
by @Peony_Vibes
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