Helga Burton

Helga Burton
Image courtesy of @electricgaunt, made with an editor created by @r4tist.
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Talking to god
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	AA
Fate	34
Soulscream	EHEUEEHEUEEAOAEAAOAEAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her
Personal Relationships
Partners	Knight Urlacher
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@BlaseballHelga

Helga Burton is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1.

Official League Records

Burton currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Helga is a 5"9' tan humanoid woman with tied-back blond hair. She is well liked by the crowds and never gives less than 100%.

Helga has supposedly never met her teammate Helga Moreno. When questioned on fact she responded "It's a crazy stroke of chance. We've just never been in the same place at the same time."

Although most Lovers fans and players long insisted that Burton and Moreno were completely different and obviously had no connection, a persistent rumor held that the two Helgas were one woman changing her appearance. The truth was revealed by the Sclience Facts twitter account just before the start of season 4. Helga M. and Helga B.are, in fact, the same being; one person with two bodies usually referred to simply as Helga.

The fact that Helga M. and Helga B. were never been seen together, which was regarded as highly suspicious before their true nature was publicly known, actually is simply a coincidence.

Previous theories of the nature of the Helgas still prove interesting thought experiments on future manifestations of blaseball players. These theories include:

• One body, two blaseballers.
• Two blaseballers, one body.
• Helga was simply such a fast blaseballer that she was able to play in two places at once, taking separate actions through each manifestation.
• Four blaseball quadruplets in two trenchcoats

Trivia

As of Season 4, Helga Burton has nearly identical stats to Helga Moreno, although Burton has one star lower in Pitching.