Watson Ward
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Watson Ward is a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists.
Official League Records
Ward joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
Personal Life
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Watson Ward has always dreamed of becoming a superhero. Unfortunately, after graduating from university with a degree in super-humanities, Ward was disheartened to discover that even an entry-level vigilante position requires roughly 6-10 years of professional experience. Thus, Ward spent much of his youth as an apprentice (e.g. unpaid intern.) to a variety of other heroes. Over time he has developed a rather strong resume of sidekick skills, including but not limited to:
- Spouting family friendly puns during combat.
- Doing a cool backflip.
- Asking exactly the right question during a difficult investigation.
- Looking really impressed when the hero announces the solution to a difficult investigation.
However despite his best efforts and the glowing recommendation letters of multiple genius billionaire playboy philanthropists, Ward was unable to defeat his true arch-nemesis; The Gig Economy. After months of unemployment, Ward happened upon a Craigslist ad for Internet League Blaseball, to which he eagerly responded, having wildly misunderstood the term "Batboy".
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