Yong Wright

Yong Wright
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Reading
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	O
Fate	64
Soulscream	IUEUHIUEUHIAOAHIAOAHIA

Yong Wright is a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings. Wright has been with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

During a Season 7, Day 105 playoffs game against the Seattle Garages, Wright, along with 4 of his teammates was hit by a pitch thrown by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Wright became Unstable, greatly increasing chance of future incineration, until day 108.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Known by fans as Young Yong or YY, Wright is eternal, his age unknowable. He has seen epochs and possibly even repochs of previous epochs.

Wright authored a series of semi-popular crime novellas under the pen name Margerine Hovelby.

Early Life

Not much is known about Yong’s early life, as it is hard to categorize what counts as their “early” life or their life before blaseball. Interviews from teammates say that Yong was a wandering traveler (a very slow wanderer at that) and made Mexico City their temporary home. However, Yong has accidentally made several remarks regarding major historical events that they may have seen. They have historically refused to comment on any of these remarks.

Like most of the Wings, it is unknown how Yong became a part of the team. Some say Yong wandered into The Bucket during team auditions. Others say Yong is eternally indebted to team manager Guy Flieri for ███ ████ing their ████. Some believe Yong was always a Wild Wing, but official records can neither confirm nor deny this due to all of their paper records being used as Cell Barajas’ nest. Yong has also historically refused to comment on the subject.

Skirmish with Journalists

Yong Wright is a well known name among Mexico City journalists as being one of the most consistently difficult beings to interview. When asked about their time before blaseball, most of Yong’s answers are either “Oh yeah, I remember that,” “Yeah, it was really cool,” and “They were pretty awesome.” When questioned about being so vague, they reply, “I don’t get caught up in specifics.”

Yong’s status as an eternal being has caused a lot of stir in recent health tabloid circles. Many of said tabloids have tried to market Yong’s diet of ███, ████ █████, almonds, ████, and Rafael David’s spicy milk as "the secret to eternal youth" to no avail and a lot of harm. When interviewed by one tabloid, The Second City Beach Diet, about their secret to eternal life, they sarcastically responded, “Just be an eternal being, duh,” and shut the door. This is the closest Yong has ever been to upset. Coincidentally, this interview was published on the last issue of The Second City Beach Diet’s tabloids, as the franchise went bankrupt after several lawsuits from ██████-related mutations.

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  from Wigflip.com