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Gimpy Stanley's Chicken Nuggets (talkcontribs)

Hi! I'm back again with some planned revisions for Yong's page. On the Wild Wings side server, we talked about adding the Choose function, a bit of code that randomizes a bunch of different possible sentences in the place of one, to the first paragraph of this page. The replaced text in the paragraph will be: "However, Yong has accidentally made several remarks regarding _________________. They refuse to comment on such remarks." I have a basic-looking document for writing the fill-in-the-blanks, which can be found here. For now I will only have it set to comment until I can review the doc in real time. Until then, thanks for your help!

EDIT: The document is now open for edits!

Gimpy Stanley's Chicken Nuggets (talkcontribs)

Hi, I was planning on adding an extra few paragraphs on Yong's page that I wrote last month, but I'd like to go over it with any other wiki wings if they forgot. Everything underlined would be censored words in the final piece.

" Not much is known about Yong’s early life, as it is hard to categorize what counts as their “early” life or their life before blaseball. Interviews from teammates say that Yong was a wandering traveler (a very slow wanderer at that) and made Mexico City their temporary home. However, Yong has accidentally made several remarks regarding major historical events that they may have seen. They refuse to comment on any of these remarks.

Like most of the Wings, it is unknown how Yong became a part of the team. Some say Yong wandered into The Bucket during auditions. Others say Yong is eternally indebted to team manager Guy Flieri for ______ ______ing their ____. Some believe Yong was always a Wild Wing, but official records cannot confirm nor deny this due to all of their paper records being used as Cell Barajas’ nest. Yong has historically refused to comment on the subject.

Yong Wright is a well known name among Mexico City journalists as being one of the most consistently difficult beings to interview. When asked about their time before blaseball, most of Yong’s answers are either “Oh yeah, I remember that,” “Yeah, it was really cool,” and “They were pretty awesome.” When questioned about being so vague, they reply, “I don’t get caught up in specifics.”

Yong’s status as an eternal being has caused a lot of stir in recent health tabloid circles. Many of said tabloids have tried to market Yong’s diet of _______, ______ _______, almonds, ______, and Rafael David’s spicy milk to no avail and a lot of harm. When interviewed by one tabloid, The Second City Beach Diet, about their secret to eternal life, they sarcastically responded, “Just be an eternal being, duh,” and shut the door. This is the closest Yong has ever but to upset. Coincidentally, this interview was published on the last of The Second City Beach Diet’s tabloids, as the franchise went bankrupt after several lawsuits from _______-related mutations. "

If there are any objections to this, please let me know! I'm pretty new to the wiki scene.

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