Yellowstone Magic

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The Yellowstone Magic are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. They are coached by Alf Merlinmeyer the Prismatic, and owned by the mysterious Oconnor Family.

Their stadium is located at the intersection of leylines deep within Yellowstone National Park, and is a extradimensional space. The park is a tesseract of magical energies, full of arcane souvenir shops and concessions stands selling the Forbidden Snacks.

Depsite ending Season 1 as top seed in the playoffs, they were swept out early. No players of the Magic have yet been incinerated by The Umpires.






Players

Batters

Pitchers

Season Results

  • To be added

Mascots

The Yellowstone Magic have not just one Mascot, but a Wizard's Council of Mascots. This is based on the Air Bud Principle (there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.) The exact number of mascots is unkown and unkowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 20 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the National Park Service declined to comment.

Names given to Mascots are simply what we the Magic calls them, their true names are unknown. These names are either unkowable, or the mascots are just shy. Theories about size limitations of mascots are best left unexplored as realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now, or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn can be very distressing to us simple splortsfans. Known Mascots include:

  • Archmage Hexley
  • Barry Bison Bones
  • Tycho "T" Rex
  • My Dad
Archmage Hexley
Archmage Hexley (Credit @Aarquus)
Barry Bison Bones
Barry Bison Bones (Credit @Aarquus)
Tycho "T" Rex
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Fan Art