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Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|refers|refer|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} as watashi and others refer to {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} likewise referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is autistic and has|are autistic and have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} ADHD.
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===Early Life===
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Born in Luxor, Egypt, Fenestrate spent much of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} youth wandering the city and lingering near its historical and archaeological sites. As {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|grew|grew|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} up, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|began|began|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} hearing what {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|described|described|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} as a form of music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how one could hear music, if not with one's ears, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|more affectionately deems|more affectionately deem|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} it, “some real rad tunes.
  
===A Metaphysical Retcon===
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} school for physics, thinking {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|might be|might be|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} better able to share the music with others if {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|studied|studied|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} the forces that make up the immaterial plane. Fenestrate began {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} studies in Morocco and then returned to Egypt to transfer to a university in Cairo, but soon after the move {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|grew|grew|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} completely disillusioned with academia. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|decided|decided|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would benefit|would benefit|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} more from self-education that was built for {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} way of learning instead of in spite of it, and dropped out to pursue {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} own studies.  
Before it joined blaseball as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift, Coolname Galvanic did not exist. As a worker in the [[Field of Eggs]], employed in monitoring the minutiae of the conditions necessary to irrigate the Naming Pool and properly form the Eggs, it had on occasion glimpsed its own name reflected in the platonic body of the Pool and knew that the egg containing its own name, its essence as a player, hadn’t yet been formed.  
 
  
The entity that would become the memory of Coolname Galvanic, <code>[insert position here]</code> for the <code>[insert team here]</code>, did not exist, and was not a blaseball player. It both was and was not, however, an employee for the Field Of Eggs, a memory not yet anchored in reality. And from what it understood from all the times it watched as the formless replacements of the recently incinerated emerged from eggs and metaphysically harden into individuals with histories extending far before their hatching, all to replace the fallen in playing blaseball for their lives, {{#choose:|it was all but guaranteed to have been created for the same reason.  
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Freed from academia but inspired by {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} time in Morocco, Fenestrate sought any and all opportunities to travel and see more of the world. Meanwhile, {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} efforts to find a mentor in physics were fruitful as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|came|came|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff [[Stijn Strongbody]]. The two spent some time exchanging mail about their theories. Fenestrate’s interests eventually shifted and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|became|became|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|dropped|dropped|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} contact with Strongbody as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} research took {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} from physics to history.
|It would presumably only come into true existence at some point in the future when it entered active play as a replacement player on one of the current twenty blaseball teams<ref>As this was during the Discipline Era, the Lift and Breach Teams had not yet joined the League</ref>.}}
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Through the following years Fenestrate went through an intense punk phase, learned to play the {{#choose:piano, synths, and accordion|mandolin, theremin, and otomatone|trumpet, bass guitar, and harp|rababa, barbat, and guitar|cello, ukulele, and riq|goblet drum, banjo, and wurlitzer|organ and bagpipes|hurdy gurdy and double bass|dulcimer, fiddle, and harpsichord|drums, lute, and concertina|qanun, bassoon, and Arabian oud|sitar and veena|hydraulophone and glass harmonica}}, and moved to Tokyo. There, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} rooming with future teammate [[Coolname Galvanic]], discovered {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and breaking up on amicable terms<ref>The date was at a local Costco. Years later, they mentioned the failed Costco Date to Pantheocide, who delightedly told [[Val Hitherto]], and before long the entire team knew. The infamous Costco Date became a long-running joke that would culminate in many members actually going on their own ironic Costco Dates until it became a celebrated Lift tradition.</ref>, and came out as genderfluid.
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===Blaseball Career===
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After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}}, asking whether {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would like|would like|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.
  
Everything experienced by the entity that would become Coolname Galvanic was, in its own nonexistent eyes, merely set-dressing to embellish a version of itself that was presumably being created at the same time as itself. It knew it did not exist, that it could not impact the world around it in any meaningful way until its Egg was Generated, Found, and Hatched to play Internet League Blaseball. All that was left was to play out its part as an ephemeral employee in the Field of Eggs until Coolname Galvanic entered active play.
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. Fenestrate has told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|ends|end|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} up making poor contact with the ball. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} rarely actually seen on base where {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would|would|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} be able to demonstrate {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} baserunning prowess. Even so, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|easily remained|easily remained|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.
  
===A meeting of surnames===
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====Time Spent Elsewhere====
Just as it knew it rightly did not yet have a name, as the egg that generated that name had not yet formed, it also knew, as surely as anything, that it would be named Coolname Galvanic. So it was with mild interest that it one day to met a fellow League employee that would one day be known as [[Squid Galvanic]]. While Coolname was part of the Farm System, tied to the Field of Eggs in location and duty, Squid was a courier, constantly in motion as she ran messages across the League. The two became close, and Squid's adventures inspired Coolname to look beyond its own nonexistence in the Field of Eggs and strike out for new experiences, in Tokyo, which was at the time far from any blaseball teams.
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During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept [[Elsewhere]], and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} return, a reporter stopped {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} on the street and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|commented|commented|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} on a peculiar quality of the space:
  
It eventually would find itself living in a small apartment with another recent arrival to Tokyo, [[Yusef Fenestrate]]. The two hit it off, and the two lived together for a year before the entity that did not yet exist and was not a blaseball player or a Field of Eggs employee received news that Squid Galvanic had hatched as a playoff birth for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Around the same time, Fenestrate received an invitation from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Clowdersiege/beegpronountable}}}} [[Stijn Strongbody|former mentor]] to sign up for a new Blaseball team. In its efforts to walk away from its backstory, it entered the story exactly where it should be. Naturally, it signed up for the team.
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“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.
  
===Blaseball Career===
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Despite maintaining {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} return.
Galvanic entered active play as the Lift's lowest-rated pitcher, with just 1.1 pitching stars. However, its incredibly ruthless playstyle would quickly set it apart from its peers even as it accumulated the most losses of the Lift's rotation: not by allowing the most runs, but allowing the fewest, triggering the least amount of Black Hole and Sun 2 events. The next season, it would enter the top of the leaderboards for strikeouts and walk percentage.
 
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*like it always knew it supposed to be The Best of the lift and it really internalized that even if it kept a kind of "i don't care if lift wins when i pitch, i'm just here for a good time" persona, once it got on the field, it always gave the games its all and as a pitcher, it could feel it had control over the field.
 
*the change out of the ruth meta was it finally meeting the limits of an uncomfortably human body, and the subsequent season was it trying to wrestle with the fact that even if it didn't feel anything like a human, it had to take more care of its physical self if it was to be of any use on the field (in the field of eggs worker irm this sense of "i need to give my all on the field at all times" could reflect its feelings that blaseball was "the only real thing" it could affect).
 
*its perfect game in the postseason of the meta change (lift championship upside down season) might be kind of a reflection on it seeing how far the lift made it not by doing the best, but by having a fun chaotic time and deciding to try pacing itself and following suit so it could give it its all in the moments that truly matter
 
  
===Personal Life===
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====Captainship====
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After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain [[Lance Serotonin]] and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and [[Gerund Pantheocide]] replaced them as co-captains of the Lift. While Pantheocide leapt to the task, Fenestrate found {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} thrust into the position almost by surprise as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} teammates went to {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} for {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} level-headed judgement and advice. While on {{#choose:her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their|her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|his own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow his|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their}} heart and commit wholeheartedly to the task at hand without adequately thinking things through, Fenestrate was too reluctant to commit to any course of action when so many options were available. Together, Pantheocide pulled Fenestrate out of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} comfort zone to make decisions and commit, and Fenestrate directed Pantheocide's seemingly boundless energy in more productive ways. Having previously bonded over a shared love of punk music and culture, the two further bonded through the consistent push and pull of their joint leadership that propelled the Lift forwards to their first Championship in Season 19, and became fast friends.
  
===Trivia===
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The high of their Turntables-induced Championship did not last for long, as the Lift experienced four roster changes in one election, Pantheocide received {{#choose:her|her|her|their|their|her|their|their|his}} first level of [[Ego]], and Fenestrate had one of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} worst-performing seasons up until {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} swept Elsewhere on Day 59. Fenestrate arrived back, newly [[Negative]] and heavily [[Scattered]] for the first time, shortly before Pantheocide's death. After a short period of mourning, Fenestrate set {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} grief aside and quietly announced that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} unfit to act as sole captain of the Lift, and advised the team against appointing a replacement in light of the demise of the previous three captains.  
*Galvanic introduces itself differently to each person it meets. Notably, the names and titles it uses grow exponentially longer the more it dislikes its conversation partner.
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====The Fifth Base====
*Galvanic's fashion is notably eclectic, and it has a large collection of crocs with removed straps. Many have speculated that it eats said croc straps like french fries, with wasabi.
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In Season 22, Fenestrate picked up [[The Fifth Base (Item)|the Fifth Base]] in a game against the Georgias at the very last moment, tying the game up, but put it back down in the Gym the next day, right before [[Super Roamin']] was due to send {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to another team. Fenestrate declined to comment on what drove {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} pick up the base in the first place, and what made {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} change {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} mind.
*Galvanic is fascinated by laws and bureaucracy, often invoking them for its own gain while exploiting loopholes to escape consequences when it breaks the law.
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===Relationships===
*[[Mags Banananana]] introduced Galvanic to Minions memes, much to Galvanic's delight and the rest of the team's despair. After leaving the team, Banananana continues to print out and mail Minions memes to Galvanic and Fenestrate's apartment.
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As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.  
  
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Despite their previous acquaintance, Fenestrate and Strongbody remained somewhat distant and awkward up until Strongbody's incineration. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|once admitted|once admitted|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to feeling that he still just saw {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become.
  
===things to include in the entry===
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|continues|continue|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to co-inhabit {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership. Additionally, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has what has been described as a {{#choose:"part-time" queerplatonic|"complicated"|"complicated"|"complicated" queerplatonic|"gently divorced" queerplatonic}} relationship with [[Grollis Zephyr]], rents|have what has been described as a “part-time queerplatonic relationship” with [[Grollis Zephyr]], rent|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} a makerspace in Tokyo with [[Concrete Mandible]], [[Terrell Bradley]], and [[Theodore Honeywell]], and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} also been recorded referring to the twice-late [[Alejandro Leaf]] as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections. Fenestrate taught [[Ayanna Dumpington|Persephone "Percy" Violence]] to use henna while she was still on the Lift, and they still meet up after Lift/Tigers series to get coffee and refresh each others' henna (Fenestrate) and paint (Violence).
*personality: carefully cultivated persona of laid-back antipathy, unapproachable, rancid
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===Trivia===
*touch-repulsed autistic aroace
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*Although Fenestrate is recorded as having the "Tattooing" pregame ritual, this may be a clerical error: {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|actually does|actually do|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} henna, as tattooing is haram.
*Marfan syndrome
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*Fenestrate is a polyglot. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} fluent in Egyptian Arabic, Classical Arabic, English, Japanese, ESL, and JSL, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has learned|have learned|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} the basics of Spanish, Mandarin, and Hindi both from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} teammates and from traveling prior to joining the Lift.
**hypermobility, pain flareups, always carries a foldable cane on its person
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*Fenestrate takes a lot of comfort in cooking, and occasionally calls home for recipes from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} aunts.
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*In an interview, Fenestrate stated that if {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to compete in any non-blaseball splort, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would|would|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} like to swim professionally.
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*Fenestrate is a skilled glassblower. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|makes|make|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} own glass masks and windows, wearing different windows for different outfits and occasions. In particular, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|wears|wear|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} masks that incorporate the Evil Eye  into the design during solar eclipses as a ward. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|also has made|also have made|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} Evil Eye necklaces and bracelets for all {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} teammates.
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*Fenestrate is a hobbyist composer and multi-instrumentalist. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} music is often esoteric, relying as much on the sonic texture inherent to objects as on more traditional musical instruments.

Latest revision as of 03:05, 15 March 2022

Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, ve refers to verself as watashi and others refer to ven with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic ve is likewise referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. Ve is autistic and has ADHD.

Early Life

Born in Luxor, Egypt, Fenestrate spent much of ver youth wandering the city and lingering near its historical and archaeological sites. As ve grew up, ve began hearing what ve described as a form of music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how one could hear music, if not with one's ears, ve was vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” Ve has since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as ve more affectionately deems it, “some real rad tunes.”

Ve started school for physics, thinking ve might be better able to share the music with others if ve studied the forces that make up the immaterial plane. Fenestrate began ver studies in Morocco and then returned to Egypt to transfer to a university in Cairo, but soon after the move ve grew completely disillusioned with academia. Ve decided ve would benefit more from self-education that was built for ver way of learning instead of in spite of it, and dropped out to pursue ver own studies.

Freed from academia but inspired by ver time in Morocco, Fenestrate sought any and all opportunities to travel and see more of the world. Meanwhile, ver efforts to find a mentor in physics were fruitful as ve came into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff Stijn Strongbody. The two spent some time exchanging mail about their theories. Fenestrate’s interests eventually shifted and ve became more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence, and ve dropped contact with Strongbody as ver research took ven from physics to history. Through the following years Fenestrate went through an intense punk phase, learned to play the trumpet, bass guitar, and harp, and moved to Tokyo. There, ve started rooming with future teammate Coolname Galvanic, discovered ve was aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and breaking up on amicable terms[1], and came out as genderfluid.

Blaseball Career

After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact ven, asking whether ve would like to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.

Ver performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. Fenestrate has told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite ver clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, ve is often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that ve ends up making poor contact with the ball. Ver batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and ve is rarely actually seen on base where ve would be able to demonstrate ver baserunning prowess. Even so, ve easily remained one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.

Time Spent Elsewhere

During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept Elsewhere, and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after ver return, a reporter stopped ven on the street and ve commented on a peculiar quality of the space:

“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.”

Despite maintaining ver usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, ver speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and ve has conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since ver return.

Captainship

After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain Lance Serotonin and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide replaced them as co-captains of the Lift. While Pantheocide leapt to the task, Fenestrate found verself thrust into the position almost by surprise as ver teammates went to ven for ver level-headed judgement and advice. While on her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her heart and commit wholeheartedly to the task at hand without adequately thinking things through, Fenestrate was too reluctant to commit to any course of action when so many options were available. Together, Pantheocide pulled Fenestrate out of ver comfort zone to make decisions and commit, and Fenestrate directed Pantheocide's seemingly boundless energy in more productive ways. Having previously bonded over a shared love of punk music and culture, the two further bonded through the consistent push and pull of their joint leadership that propelled the Lift forwards to their first Championship in Season 19, and became fast friends.

The high of their Turntables-induced Championship did not last for long, as the Lift experienced four roster changes in one election, Pantheocide received her first level of Ego, and Fenestrate had one of ver worst-performing seasons up until ve was swept Elsewhere on Day 59. Fenestrate arrived back, newly Negative and heavily Scattered for the first time, shortly before Pantheocide's death. After a short period of mourning, Fenestrate set ver grief aside and quietly announced that ve was unfit to act as sole captain of the Lift, and advised the team against appointing a replacement in light of the demise of the previous three captains.

The Fifth Base

In Season 22, Fenestrate picked up the Fifth Base in a game against the Georgias at the very last moment, tying the game up, but put it back down in the Gym the next day, right before Super Roamin' was due to send ven to another team. Fenestrate declined to comment on what drove ven pick up the base in the first place, and what made ven change ver mind.

Relationships

As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.

Despite their previous acquaintance, Fenestrate and Strongbody remained somewhat distant and awkward up until Strongbody's incineration. Ve once admitted to feeling that he still just saw ven as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become.

Ve continues to co-inhabit ver old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership. Additionally, ve has what has been described as a "part-time" queerplatonic relationship with Grollis Zephyr, rents a makerspace in Tokyo with Concrete Mandible, Terrell Bradley, and Theodore Honeywell, and ve has also been recorded referring to the twice-late Alejandro Leaf as ver aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections. Fenestrate taught Persephone "Percy" Violence to use henna while she was still on the Lift, and they still meet up after Lift/Tigers series to get coffee and refresh each others' henna (Fenestrate) and paint (Violence).

Trivia

  • Although Fenestrate is recorded as having the "Tattooing" pregame ritual, this may be a clerical error: ve actually does henna, as tattooing is haram.
  • Fenestrate is a polyglot. Ve is fluent in Egyptian Arabic, Classical Arabic, English, Japanese, ESL, and JSL, and ve has learned the basics of Spanish, Mandarin, and Hindi both from ver teammates and from traveling prior to joining the Lift.
  • Fenestrate takes a lot of comfort in cooking, and occasionally calls home for recipes from ver aunts.
  • In an interview, Fenestrate stated that if ve was to compete in any non-blaseball splort, ve would like to swim professionally.
  • Fenestrate is a skilled glassblower. Ve makes ver own glass masks and windows, wearing different windows for different outfits and occasions. In particular, ve wears masks that incorporate the Evil Eye into the design during solar eclipses as a ward. Ve also has made Evil Eye necklaces and bracelets for all ver teammates.
  • Fenestrate is a hobbyist composer and multi-instrumentalist. Ver music is often esoteric, relying as much on the sonic texture inherent to objects as on more traditional musical instruments.
  1. The date was at a local Costco. Years later, they mentioned the failed Costco Date to Pantheocide, who delightedly told Val Hitherto, and before long the entire team knew. The infamous Costco Date became a long-running joke that would culminate in many members actually going on their own ironic Costco Dates until it became a celebrated Lift tradition.