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Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|refers|refer|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} as watashi and others refer to {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} likewise referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is autistic and has|are autistic and have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} ADHD.
 
===Early Life===
 
===Early Life===
Grollis Zephyr spent hyr youth chasing roles in films and television shows to follow in the footsteps of hyr mother, fitness coach and action movie star [[Arda Zephyr]]. Despite hyr surname’s fame, hyr halfhearted acting left casting directors unimpressed. After many rejections and a few gigs in minor roles, Grollis admitted that hyr interests lay elsewhere, taking on the more low profile job of working as a theme park tokusetsu actor while continuing to live with Arda.
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Born in Luxor, Egypt, Fenestrate spent much of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} youth wandering the city and lingering near its historical and archaeological sites. As {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|grew|grew|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} up, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|began|began|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} hearing what {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|described|described|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} as a form of music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how one could hear music, if not with one's ears, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|more affectionately deems|more affectionately deem|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} it, “some real rad tunes.
  
===Lazarus Pit===
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} school for physics, thinking {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|might be|might be|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} better able to share the music with others if {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|studied|studied|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} the forces that make up the immaterial plane. Fenestrate began {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} studies in Morocco and then returned to Egypt to transfer to a university in Cairo, but soon after the move {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|grew|grew|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} completely disillusioned with academia. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|decided|decided|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would benefit|would benefit|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} more from self-education that was built for {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} way of learning instead of in spite of it, and dropped out to pursue {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} own studies.  
In hyr freetime, Zephyr pursued hyr own passions as an avid amateur speleologist, ecologist, obscure bootleg game connoisseur, and taxidermist. Ze gained notoriety in spelelogical communities for hyr contributions to the exploration and mapping of several cave systems, and one time said that the slow rate at which caves change was a welcome change of pace from a busy and stressful life of dealing with an ever-changing world. Hyr explorations would eventually re-uncover the [[Legscraper#Past_Ownership|Lazarus Pit]] located under [[Legscraper#Past Ownership|Dilsneyworld]], and some have observed that in low lighting ze appears almost bioluminescent, possibly due to side effects of prolonged contact with the water of the Pit. Zephyr has advised against other amateur speleologists and thrillseekers exploring the Pit, stating that rumors of the Pit offering immortality are misleading, overblown, and wildly dangerous.
 
  
===Joining the Lift===
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Freed from academia but inspired by {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} time in Morocco, Fenestrate sought any and all opportunities to travel and see more of the world. Meanwhile, {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} efforts to find a mentor in physics were fruitful as {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|came|came|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff [[Stijn Strongbody]]. The two spent some time exchanging mail about their theories. Fenestrate’s interests eventually shifted and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|became|became|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|dropped|dropped|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} contact with Strongbody as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} research took {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} from physics to history.
When the Lift formed, the late captain and founder [[Stijn Strongbody]] appointed Arda to be one of the team’s coaches and she convinced Grollis to join the team’s rotation, as ze “really need[ed] to get out there and socialize more.” Grollis readily accepted, as the Lift’s stadium often came to rest directly above the Pit.
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Through the following years Fenestrate went through an intense punk phase, learned to play the {{#choose:piano, synths, and accordion|mandolin, theremin, and otomatone|trumpet, bass guitar, and harp|rababa, barbat, and guitar|cello, ukulele, and riq|goblet drum, banjo, and wurlitzer|organ and bagpipes|hurdy gurdy and double bass|dulcimer, fiddle, and harpsichord|drums, lute, and concertina|qanun, bassoon, and Arabian oud|sitar and veena|hydraulophone and glass harmonica}}, and moved to Tokyo. There, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|started|started|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} rooming with future teammate [[Coolname Galvanic]], discovered {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and breaking up on amicable terms<ref>The date was at a local Costco. Years later, they mentioned the failed Costco Date to Pantheocide, who delightedly told [[Val Hitherto]], and before long the entire team knew. The infamous Costco Date became a long-running joke that would culminate in many members actually going on their own ironic Costco Dates until it became a celebrated Lift tradition.</ref>, and came out as genderfluid.
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===Blaseball Career===
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After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}}, asking whether {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would like|would like|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.  
  
Upon joining the Lift, Zephyr quickly joined a close-knit group known as “Brokyo,” consisting of [[Val Hitherto]], [[Coolname Galvanic]], [[Yusef Fenestrate]], and [[Gerund Pantheocide]]. Their antics caused Strongbody and the other more responsible members of the team many a grey hair, as Fenestrate and Pantheocide’s cumulative common sense appeared to be nullified in the presence of the others. To the clique’s delight, they eventually realized that all but Hitherto were autistic (additionally, Hitherto, Pantheocide, and Fenestrate all had ADHD), which they felt explained a lot about why they immediately gravitated toward each other. At one point they made a short-lived band, and Zephyr often hosted game nights showcasing the worst of the bootleg games ze had dredged up from the depths of the internet.  
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. Fenestrate has told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|ends|end|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} up making poor contact with the ball. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} rarely actually seen on base where {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would|would|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} be able to demonstrate {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} baserunning prowess. Even so, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|easily remained|easily remained|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.
  
As a pitcher, hyr career was strikingly mediocre but other members of the rotation were often worse. Never the biggest problem, but never an asset, Zephyr drew Fan ire both for hyr unfriendly personality and hyr consistently lackluster on-field performance. Despite Fans jeering at hyr from the stands, ze appeared unphased, merely saying, “they hate me because I lose games? Well hey, {{#choose:they know they’re watching the Lift, right? If they want winners, they’re looking in the wrong place|being bad now just means there’s nowhere to lift but up|being bad now just means there’s nowhere to lift but up. Unless I eat a peanut, or get attacked by Consumers. Or get my pitching siphoned, I guess|if they’re not careful, I’ll take that as a challenge. I’d be happy to lose more if they try me|we could always use more party time|go figure, it’s the Lift. Losing games is kind of like our specialty|go figure, it’s the Lift. The universe only allows us one competent pitcher at a time, and it sure as hell isn’t me|they’re the ones deciding what happens to us, so it’s not on me that they haven’t dumped me in the shadows or made me another team’s problem yet|screw them, I’m having a grand old time|I’d like to see them play in a death splort|the feeling’s mutual|nobody’s ever died or gotten harmed while I’ve been pitching. That’s more than many can say|I like to think my stunning mediocrity is part of the appeal|I’m hardly the worst card the Lift has been dealt|sooner they shadow me, sooner I can do that long caving expedition into the Pit. I’ve been planning it for a while, just need to find a long enough opening in my schedule|guess what, I don’t care|my rivalry is with Gerund, I could care less about what the Fans think of me|move me to the lineup already, cowards. I’ve always played better when I can compete with Gerund|move me to the lineup already, cowards. I’d be an improvement over most of my teammates|I’m not even sure if the Fans are real, or if they’re just some crude cutouts the Gods slapped together to make it feel like we’re not alone in this plane. I try to ignore them, as best as I can|I don't know if you've noticed, but the Fans aren't like us. Our suffering is their entertainment, and I refuse to give them what they want|are we even sure the Fans are real? Sometimes I think it’s just us and the Gods in this plane, and everything else is just set-dressing|if you have a problem you can meet me in the Elsewhere waffle house parking lot and we’ll settle this like a proper couple of idiots|fight me}}.”
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====Time Spent Elsewhere====
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During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept [[Elsewhere]], and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} return, a reporter stopped {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} on the street and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|commented|commented|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} on a peculiar quality of the space:
  
===A Rivalry===
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“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.
During their first season together, Zephyr and Pantheocide realized that they pitched “in the exact same way. Like literally, we’re pitching twins,” and the two entered a light-hearted rivalry. As Zephyr ended the season with a better record than Pantheocide, Pantheocide endeavored to party once more than Zephyr, attaining a lead. This lead continued for the duration of their time together on the rotation, as every improvement one made was quickly followed up by the other. Pantheocide unintentionally put an end to it when she moved to hitting and became the team’s star hitter and co-captains with Fenestrate. Zephyr, feeling that despite all hyr growth ze had been left behind not only by Pantheocide but by Fenestrate and Galvanic as well, fell from that friend group entirely. In the following seasons, Zephyr drifted between the Lift’s social circles, befriending [[Wyatt Quitter|a]] [[Wyatt Mason (Season 14 birth)|number]] [[Cory Ross|of]] [[Jessica Telephone|players]], but with the exception of [[Elwin McGhee]]’s alternate and [[Rylan O’Lantern]], most did not stay on the team for long. This led Zephyr to believe that no matter how much ze changed, ze would always be left behind in some way or another, and ze spent more and more time in the Lazarus Pit.
 
  
Following Pantheocide’s death in Season 21, Zephyr was one of three players on the team who partied, and the only one of those three to have known her. After getting shadowed and emerging onto the lineup, Zephyr finally became a better pitcher and baserunner than Pantheocide, and the same season as she was resurrected by the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Zephyr benefitted from a division hitting boost that ended hyr career at a tantalizing 0.02 batting stars less than hyr formerly deceased rival, in the same position in the lineup Pantheocide had initially occupied.
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Despite maintaining {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} return.
  
===Skipping===
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====Captainship====
During hyr stay in the shadows, Zephyr decided to go deeper into the Lazarus Pit than ever before, spending months in the twisting Infinite depths without emerging. After emerging from the Pit into the lineup as a batter, something about Zephyr was different, and when asked ze merely {{#choose:commented that ze had “finally found what dwells at the bottom, and now there’s nowhere to go but Up.”|commented that ze had “finally found what dwells at the bottom.”|commented, “maybe nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but you know? I’ve made my peace with that.”|commented, “I finally understand that nothing I do will ever be enough to keep up, but that’s okay. I can and will outlast you all.”|commented that ze had found what really lies at the heart of the Legscraper. Ze offered no explanation on how ze had discovered this if ze had been in the Pit the whole time.|commented with a question about what happens when one meets the end of something Infinite.|commented with a question on what would happen if you arrived at the point at which two parallel lines meet.|commented, “we’ve been fools.”|commented, “our understanding of the Pit and Legscraper have been so off. It’s nothing like we imagined.”|commented that ze had realized the Legscraper and the Pit were a set of parallel lines.}} It is suspected there is some connection between hyr comment and hyr earlier claims of the misleading and dangerous nature of the Pit, but it is uncertain whether ze has actually taken the Pit up on its “offers of immortality.” Regardless, Fans speculate that whatever ze had experienced in the Pit, it transformed hyr nature in such a fundamental way that ze was unmoored from the normal passage of time, Skipping through blaseball and showing up to bat with strikes and balls from pitches that hadn’t happened in the same timeline the Fans watched.  
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After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain [[Lance Serotonin]] and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and [[Gerund Pantheocide]] replaced them as co-captains of the Lift. While Pantheocide leapt to the task, Fenestrate found {{RandomPronoun|lower|reflexive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} thrust into the position almost by surprise as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} teammates went to {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} for {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} level-headed judgement and advice. While on {{#choose:her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their|her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|her own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow her|his own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow his|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their|their own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow their}} heart and commit wholeheartedly to the task at hand without adequately thinking things through, Fenestrate was too reluctant to commit to any course of action when so many options were available. Together, Pantheocide pulled Fenestrate out of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} comfort zone to make decisions and commit, and Fenestrate directed Pantheocide's seemingly boundless energy in more productive ways. Having previously bonded over a shared love of punk music and culture, the two further bonded through the consistent push and pull of their joint leadership that propelled the Lift forwards to their first Championship in Season 19, and became fast friends.
  
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The high of their Turntables-induced Championship did not last for long, as the Lift experienced four roster changes in one election, Pantheocide received {{#choose:her|her|her|their|their|her|their|their|his}} first level of [[Ego]], and Fenestrate had one of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} worst-performing seasons up until {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} swept Elsewhere on Day 59. Fenestrate arrived back, newly [[Negative]] and heavily [[Scattered]] for the first time, shortly before Pantheocide's death. After a short period of mourning, Fenestrate set {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} grief aside and quietly announced that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} unfit to act as sole captain of the Lift, and advised the team against appointing a replacement in light of the demise of the previous three captains.
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====The Fifth Base====
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In Season 22, Fenestrate picked up [[The Fifth Base (Item)|the Fifth Base]] in a game against the Georgias at the very last moment, tying the game up, but put it back down in the Gym the next day, right before [[Super Roamin']] was due to send {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to another team. Fenestrate declined to comment on what drove {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} pick up the base in the first place, and what made {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} change {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} mind.
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===Relationships===
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As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.
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Despite their previous acquaintance, Fenestrate and Strongbody remained somewhat distant and awkward up until Strongbody's incineration. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|once admitted|once admitted|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to feeling that he still just saw {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become.
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{{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|continues|continue|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to co-inhabit {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership. Additionally, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has what has been described as a {{#choose:"part-time" queerplatonic|"complicated"|"complicated"|"complicated" queerplatonic|"gently divorced" queerplatonic}} relationship with [[Grollis Zephyr]], rents|have what has been described as a “part-time queerplatonic relationship” with [[Grollis Zephyr]], rent|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} a makerspace in Tokyo with [[Concrete Mandible]], [[Terrell Bradley]], and [[Theodore Honeywell]], and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} also been recorded referring to the twice-late [[Alejandro Leaf]] as {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections. Fenestrate taught [[Ayanna Dumpington|Persephone "Percy" Violence]] to use henna while she was still on the Lift, and they still meet up after Lift/Tigers series to get coffee and refresh each others' henna (Fenestrate) and paint (Violence).
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
*To Grollis’s chagrin, when [[Mags Banananana]] arrived on the Lift she quickly fell into a relationship with Arda Zephyr, becoming Grollis’s unofficial step-mother. Grollis has since joined a group chat of Banananana’s other children, step-children, and grandchildren.
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*Although Fenestrate is recorded as having the "Tattooing" pregame ritual, this may be a clerical error: {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|actually does|actually do|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} henna, as tattooing is haram.
*Zephyr made a brief background appearance as Dilsney’s first gay character in the film “MBP 2: Miku Binder Primate,” a modern reimagining of the classic MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, starring [[Stijn Strongbody]].
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*Fenestrate is a polyglot. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|are|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} fluent in Egyptian Arabic, Classical Arabic, English, Japanese, ESL, and JSL, and {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has learned|have learned|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} the basics of Spanish, Mandarin, and Hindi both from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} teammates and from traveling prior to joining the Lift.
*After Zephyr’s computer became unusable due to the vast array of viruses ze accrued while downloading bootleg games, it was enshrined in a glass case in the Legscraper’s conservatory, next to the memorial gardens.
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*Fenestrate takes a lot of comfort in cooking, and occasionally calls home for recipes from {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} aunts.
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*In an interview, Fenestrate stated that if {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} to compete in any non-blaseball splort, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|would|would|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} like to swim professionally.
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*Fenestrate is a skilled glassblower. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|makes|make|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} own glass masks and windows, wearing different windows for different outfits and occasions. In particular, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|wears|wear|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} masks that incorporate the Evil Eye  into the design during solar eclipses as a ward. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|also has made|also have made|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} Evil Eye necklaces and bracelets for all {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} teammates.
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*Fenestrate is a hobbyist composer and multi-instrumentalist. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{User:NautALoid/hugepronountable}}}} music is often esoteric, relying as much on the sonic texture inherent to objects as on more traditional musical instruments.

Latest revision as of 03:05, 15 March 2022

Fenestrate is a Black Muslim Egyptian who uses any pronouns. In Japanese, kie refers to kirself as watashi and others refer to kir with masculine and feminine terms interchangeably, and in Arabic kie is likewise referred to with هي/هو interchangeably. Kie is autistic and has ADHD.

Early Life

Born in Luxor, Egypt, Fenestrate spent much of kir youth wandering the city and lingering near its historical and archaeological sites. As kie grew up, kie began hearing what kie described as a form of music that could not be heard with one’s ears. When asked how one could hear music, if not with one's ears, kie was vague, saying “I dunno, I just kind of hear it with my face, you know? The normal way you hear stuff like that.” Kie has since described this phenomenon as “the universe’s symphony of resonant mundanities,” or as kie more affectionately deems it, “some real rad tunes.”

Kie started school for physics, thinking kie might be better able to share the music with others if kie studied the forces that make up the immaterial plane. Fenestrate began kir studies in Morocco and then returned to Egypt to transfer to a university in Cairo, but soon after the move kie grew completely disillusioned with academia. Kie decided kie would benefit more from self-education that was built for kir way of learning instead of in spite of it, and dropped out to pursue kir own studies.

Freed from academia but inspired by kir time in Morocco, Fenestrate sought any and all opportunities to travel and see more of the world. Meanwhile, kir efforts to find a mentor in physics were fruitful as kie came into contact with acclaimed mathematician and buff fitness buff Stijn Strongbody. The two spent some time exchanging mail about their theories. Fenestrate’s interests eventually shifted and kie became more fascinated with the history of objects and how their songs change with the events that occur in their presence, and kie dropped contact with Strongbody as kir research took kir from physics to history. Through the following years Fenestrate went through an intense punk phase, learned to play the goblet drum, banjo, and wurlitzer, and moved to Tokyo. There, kie started rooming with future teammate Coolname Galvanic, discovered kie was aromantic after attempting to date Galvanic and breaking up on amicable terms[1], and came out as genderfluid.

Blaseball Career

After Strongbody performed what some on the Lift would later wistfully refer to as some “epic future vision math,” the events of 1997 allowed him to catch glimpses of the future where he recognized his former protege Fenestrate among the players on the yet-unformed team. The void left by the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs and his rush to create the team of his vision prompted him to contact kir, asking whether kie would like to join. Hoping to hear Blaseball’s own unique symphonic soundscape in person, Fenestrate accepted.

Kir performance since joining the Lift has been somewhat underwhelming. Fenestrate has told reporters that the sound of a home run is like no other, and despite kir clear skill in the splort and excellent plate discipline, kie is often so focused on achieving hits with that particular resonance that kie ends up making poor contact with the ball. Kir batting career has been a long series of home runs, groundouts and flyouts, and kie is rarely actually seen on base where kie would be able to demonstrate kir baserunning prowess. Even so, kie easily remained one of the team’s better batters through the first half of the Expansion Era.

Time Spent Elsewhere

During the Lift’s final game of Season 14, Fenestrate was swept Elsewhere, and was there for the entirety of the two-year long siesta. Several months after kir return, a reporter stopped kir on the street and kie commented on a peculiar quality of the space:

“[The world] has always been a place of music to me. Every object... every being resonates with its own particular sound to create an impossible symphony beyond anything our ears can sense. Rubber-insulated wires and decomposing bark alike sing in languages I can’t really ever hope to translate for you. So while you may not quite understand the gravity of the situation, I’ll ask you to at least try to imagine what was going through my head when I was Elsewhere and everything was silent. I’ve never really experienced that before... It shook me. Yeah. I’d say it shook me far more than I would have expected.”

Despite maintaining kir usual laid-back countenance and deliberate speech patterns, kir speech became notably slower and more prone to trailing off in the middle of a sentence, and kie has conducted few talks at the Lift’s community center since kir return.

Captainship

After the respective redaction and incineration of Lift vice-captain Lance Serotonin and captain Strongbody, Fenestrate and Gerund Pantheocide replaced them as co-captains of the Lift. While Pantheocide leapt to the task, Fenestrate found kirself thrust into the position almost by surprise as kir teammates went to kir for kir level-headed judgement and advice. While on his own, Pantheocide was too quick to follow his heart and commit wholeheartedly to the task at hand without adequately thinking things through, Fenestrate was too reluctant to commit to any course of action when so many options were available. Together, Pantheocide pulled Fenestrate out of kir comfort zone to make decisions and commit, and Fenestrate directed Pantheocide's seemingly boundless energy in more productive ways. Having previously bonded over a shared love of punk music and culture, the two further bonded through the consistent push and pull of their joint leadership that propelled the Lift forwards to their first Championship in Season 19, and became fast friends.

The high of their Turntables-induced Championship did not last for long, as the Lift experienced four roster changes in one election, Pantheocide received their first level of Ego, and Fenestrate had one of kir worst-performing seasons up until kie was swept Elsewhere on Day 59. Fenestrate arrived back, newly Negative and heavily Scattered for the first time, shortly before Pantheocide's death. After a short period of mourning, Fenestrate set kir grief aside and quietly announced that kie was unfit to act as sole captain of the Lift, and advised the team against appointing a replacement in light of the demise of the previous three captains.

The Fifth Base

In Season 22, Fenestrate picked up the Fifth Base in a game against the Georgias at the very last moment, tying the game up, but put it back down in the Gym the next day, right before Super Roamin' was due to send kir to another team. Fenestrate declined to comment on what drove kir pick up the base in the first place, and what made kir change kir mind.

Relationships

As a generally good-natured and mellow-mannered individual, Fenestrate has few troubles getting along with most members of the Lift.

Despite their previous acquaintance, Fenestrate and Strongbody remained somewhat distant and awkward up until Strongbody's incineration. Kie once admitted to feeling that he still just saw kir as the kid he mentored rather than the person that kid has become.

Kie continues to co-inhabit kir old apartment with Galvanic, and the two have a close partnership. Additionally, kie has what has been described as a "gently divorced" queerplatonic relationship with Grollis Zephyr, rents a makerspace in Tokyo with Concrete Mandible, Terrell Bradley, and Theodore Honeywell, and kie has also been recorded referring to the twice-late Alejandro Leaf as kir aunt on several occasions despite sharing no publicly-known familial connections. Fenestrate taught Persephone "Percy" Violence to use henna while she was still on the Lift, and they still meet up after Lift/Tigers series to get coffee and refresh each others' henna (Fenestrate) and paint (Violence).

Trivia

  • Although Fenestrate is recorded as having the "Tattooing" pregame ritual, this may be a clerical error: kie actually does henna, as tattooing is haram.
  • Fenestrate is a polyglot. Kie is fluent in Egyptian Arabic, Classical Arabic, English, Japanese, ESL, and JSL, and kie has learned the basics of Spanish, Mandarin, and Hindi both from kir teammates and from traveling prior to joining the Lift.
  • Fenestrate takes a lot of comfort in cooking, and occasionally calls home for recipes from kir aunts.
  • In an interview, Fenestrate stated that if kie was to compete in any non-blaseball splort, kie would like to swim professionally.
  • Fenestrate is a skilled glassblower. Kie makes kir own glass masks and windows, wearing different windows for different outfits and occasions. In particular, kie wears masks that incorporate the Evil Eye into the design during solar eclipses as a ward. Kie also has made Evil Eye necklaces and bracelets for all kir teammates.
  • Fenestrate is a hobbyist composer and multi-instrumentalist. Kir music is often esoteric, relying as much on the sonic texture inherent to objects as on more traditional musical instruments.
  1. The date was at a local Costco. Years later, they mentioned the failed Costco Date to Pantheocide, who delightedly told Val Hitherto, and before long the entire team knew. The infamous Costco Date became a long-running joke that would culminate in many members actually going on their own ironic Costco Dates until it became a celebrated Lift tradition.