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-->They also bonded with [[PolkaDot Zavala]] and [[Mooney Doctor II]]. Apparently they {{#choose:have|had}} a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that {{#choose:funny|neat|sad|cool|cute}}? <!-- it's still going, actually. not that it's active. z drops a meme every few days. sometimes more, sometimes less. it's an anchor, nonetheless. --> | -->They also bonded with [[PolkaDot Zavala]] and [[Mooney Doctor II]]. Apparently they {{#choose:have|had}} a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that {{#choose:funny|neat|sad|cool|cute}}? <!-- it's still going, actually. not that it's active. z drops a meme every few days. sometimes more, sometimes less. it's an anchor, nonetheless. --> | ||
| − | On Day 78, XIII pitched their {{#choose:first|last|only}} game of their {{#choose:short|long|complicated|confusing}} life. They were at [[San Franstadium|the Polyhedron]]. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. {{#choose:[[Milo Brown]]|[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]|[[Liquid Friend]]}} took them out for {{#choose:ice cream|waffles|pancakes}} after the game. Everyone just wanted the | + | On Day 78, XIII pitched their {{#choose:first|last|only}} game of their {{#choose:short|long|complicated|confusing}} life. They were at [[San Franstadium|the Polyhedron]]. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. {{#choose:[[Milo Brown]]|[[Fitzgerald Blackburn]]|[[Liquid Friend]]}} took them out for {{#choose:ice cream|waffles|pancakes}} after the game. Everyone just wanted the day to {{#choose:be over|last forever}}. <!-- should have tried harder. couldn't focus. too loud. two, five, breckenridge-- too fucking loud. too far away. i choked. i'm sorry. --> |
| − | Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were {{#choose:coming into their own|someone|a person|okay}}. The team's shared playlist {{#choose:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex was irreparably damaged]<!-- shut up. -->|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance had been blessed]|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance would never be the same again]}}. They made peace with [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning|the voices in their head]]. They tried their hand at cooking. It went {{#choose:...not terrible|well|awful|alright|decently|pretty good}}. [[PolkaDot Zavala|Zavala]] almost taught them eyeliner. [[Leach Ingram]] {{#choose:was, uh, well, yeah, you know|induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded|had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor}}. | + | Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were {{#choose:coming into their own|someone|a person|okay}}. The team's shared playlist {{#choose:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skrillex was irreparably damaged]<!-- shut up. -->|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance had been blessed]|[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Chemical_Romance would never be the same again]}}. They made peace with [[Second_Wyatt_Masoning|the voices in their head]]. They tried their hand at cooking. It went {{#choose:...not terrible|well|awful|alright|decently|pretty good}}<!-- they said it'd have been easier with izzie, but she was in mexico or something? they never told me what that was about. -->. [[PolkaDot Zavala|Zavala]] almost taught them eyeliner. [[Leach Ingram]] {{#choose:was, uh, well, yeah, you know|induced them into the Smokehouse Gang, having ignored the memo that the Gang had already disbanded<!-- still counted. -->|had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor<!-- hot take, but? original green. can't beat that. -->}}. |
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | * XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | ||
* XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | * XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | ||
Revision as of 05:28, 25 November 2021
Localization
At Latesiesta of Season 14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-"acquired" PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base, beneath a gaping hole (next to the existing, larger hole) in the roof.
XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a severe headache. On Day 77, the headache lessened ever so slightly.
Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. Oscar Vaughan offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII quickly made their own. They appreciated the hospitality, even if Vaughan could be a little overbearing.
As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at Hewitt Best and Marco Stink's apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young apparition, teaching them theory - both communist and blaseball. Marco Stink simply stared at them, intrigued, listening. They also bonded with PolkaDot Zavala and Mooney Doctor II. Apparently they have a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that sad?
On Day 78, XIII pitched their only game of their short life. They were at the Polyhedron. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. Liquid Friend took them out for pancakes after the game. Everyone just wanted the day to last forever.
Over the next few days, it almost felt like they were a person. The team's shared playlist would never be the same again. They made peace with the voices in their head. They tried their hand at cooking. It went pretty good. Zavala almost taught them eyeliner. Leach Ingram had them judge a double-elimination tournament to crown the nastiest Mlonster Energy flavor.
Trivia
- XIII was originally found lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base.
- XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter.
