Taco Chariot
The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season 11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside. Since Season 17 it has been occasionally referred to as the "lime-ousine".
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It is Thu, 02 May 2024 23:34:44 +0000
Your head cook now is: Wanda Schenn
They are assisted by: Sexton Wheerer
| Item | Cost |
|---|---|
| Salsa BuRATcha | Free |
| Vito’s Platitos | Tribute to Moses Mason |
| Quitter Fajita | $7.20 donation to mutual aid |
Drivers
The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:
| CAN DRIVE, AND SHOULD |
CAN DRIVE, BUT SHOULD NOT |
CANNOT DRIVE, BUT SHOULD |
CANNOT DRIVE AND SHOULD NOT |
|---|---|---|---|
| Felix Garbage | Vito Kravitz | Basilio Mason | Basilio Fig |
| Michelle Sportsman | Sexton Wheerer | Mcdowell Mason | McKinley Otten |
| Rat Mason | McBaseball Clembons | Yummy Elliott | |
| NaN | Fish Summer |
