Taco Chariot

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The LA Unlimited Tacos Chariot is a food truck which is run by the team at Al Pastor Memorial Park. Each member of the team takes shifts staffing the taco truck and have signature dishes. Originally thought to be a Taco Stand, after the Season 11 Election Vito Kravitz noticed that it was actually a broken vehicle, a Chariot. Kravitz spent the Grand Siesta repairing the vehicle, which Kravitz occasionally refers to as “Cherry”. The Taco Chariot has a fully equipped kitchen and just like Los Angeli, it is somehow very large on the inside.

Order Here

It is Fri, 17 May 2024 10:47:27 +0000

Your head cook today is: Peanut Bong

They are assisted by: Rat Mason

Item Cost
Val’s Mystery Free
Otten’s Uni Pasta Tribute to Moses Mason
McClemons Agua Fresca $7.20 donation to mutual aid

Drivers

The Taco Chariot is occasionally taken to road games. Who drives the Chariot is a bit contentious. The current driving rules are:

CAN DRIVE,
AND SHOULD
CAN DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD NOT
CANNOT DRIVE,
BUT SHOULD
CANNOT DRIVE
AND SHOULD NOT
Felix Garbage Vito Kravitz Basilio Mason Basilio Fig
Michelle Sportsman Bevan Wise Mcdowell Mason McKinley Otten
Rat Mason McBaseball Clembons Yummy Elliott
Fish Summer