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Due to the exploits of the first man to walk on one of the three moons, Major O'Neil was transported back to the throne of the lunar eldridch. There he was commanded to make a Blaseball team to compete in the newly formed Lunar Omnipresent League (also known as the LOL). Major O'Neil agreed and gathered the finest warriors in the material realm to compete. Major O'Neil enjoyed splorts as a kid. He decided to name the team the Ohio Apollo Eagles. The lunar eldridch wanted none of that and so they decided to name the team the Ohio Worms (since humans appear as worms to them). The team went on to win 4 championships in the LOL. Major O'Neil decided that he had enough and tricked the eldridch into transporting the team back to Ohio where they joined the Internet League Blaseball.