Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams

The Hellmouth Sunbeams are a professional Blaseball team based in Hellmouth, Utah. The Sunbeams compete in Blaseball as part of the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.

The Sunbeams do not believe in the existence of the Seattle Garages.

Team History

Move to Hellmouth

Previous to the opening of The Forbidden Book, the Sunbeams were located in the Moab desert. However, once THE FORBIDDEN BOOK was opened; the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by the Hellmouth.

Of the move, star rookie Alaynabella Hollywood said: "Well, honestly it really isn't any hotter than the ol' Moab was. I mean, sure, a lot more things are on fire, but that's a nice bonus."

Rivalries

The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the Hades Tigers.

Roster

Batters

Pitchers

Incinerated

N/A

Personnel

[No known first name] Nakamura, assistant coach
Beef Randolph, nutritionist
JEFF, "mascot"

Sponsers

The Man Who Owns All the Teeth

Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher for the game. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

Chants

We are okay!
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Beam me up, Scotty!
Nerd Pa-Che-Co

Season Results

In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.