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Kline Greenlemon was a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and was with the team from the Season β19 elections until Fall Ball. Greenlemon has previously played for the Dallas Steaks.

Official League Records

Greenlemon joined the ILB as a -star lineup player for the Dallas Steaks on Season β3, Day 103 after the incineration of Langley Wheeler.

During the Coffee Cup, Greenlemon played for Heavy FC as a lineup player.

During the Season β14 elections, Greenlemon received the Maximalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

Greenlemon was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Jessica Telephone during the Season β19 elections via the Steaks' Equivalent Exchange will. Greenlemon then gained the Outdoorsy modification as a result of the Outdoorsy blessing.

During the Season β22 elections, Greenlemon gained the Subtractor modification as a result of the Subtractor Avoidance blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kline Greenlemon Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-1667 and start reading...

AVAST!
The waters beyond this point are uncharted, tales from distant shores echoed back into our reality.

Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With the Tokyo Adrift

Kline Greenlemon lived on a small island in the Atlantic, and owned a shop making and mending clothes. One day, the Tokyo Adrift crew landed on lims shores and came upon Greenlemon's shop. The crew purchased some clothes from lim, and soon decided to invite lim onboard. The crew was lacking someone with sewing skills, and Greenlemon was just the person for the job. During lims tenure on the ship, li mended clothes, made new clothes as needed, made eyepatches, and mended torn sails. And mysteriously, once Greenlemon joined the crew, the rate of scurvy among the group fell dramatically.

Fan Works

by @SentientGum
by @SentientGum
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
by @alienmandy_
by @MLeeLunsford
by @MLeeLunsford
Card by @MLeeLunsford
Card by @_waalkr
by @KrylonHeretic
Kline Greenlemon, Leach Herman, and Kit Adamses at a team movie night, by @BearOverdrive
Engine Eberhardt taking Greenlemon to the Lift after the Season 19 elections. Art by @Atr11um
Outdoorsy Greenlemon by @saltbuzzard
Exercising different muscles, by @unhenge
Magnified and outdoorsy Greenlemon, by @unhenge
The Lift, featuring Yusef Fenestrate, Greenlemon, Kit Honey, and Coolname Galvanic. By @sharkbitesz
Engine Eberhardt and Greenlemon by @saltbuzzard

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-'''Kline Greenlemon''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and has been with the team since [[Season 3]], Day 103, replacing [[Langley Wheeler]] due to incineration.
+'''Kline Greenlemon''' was a lineup player for the [[Tokyo Lift]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Greenlemon has previously played for the [[Dallas Steaks]].
 ==Official League Records==
-Greenlemon joined the league on [[Season 3]], Day 103, as a {{Star Rating|2.5}}-star hitter for the [[Dallas Steaks]].
+Greenlemon joined the [[ILB]] as a {{Star Rating|2.5}}-star lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] on {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 103 after the [[incineration]] of [[Langley Wheeler]].
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-{{Community Lore}}
+During the [[Coffee Cup]], Greenlemon played for [[Heavy FC]] as a lineup player.
-==Biography==
-Greenlemon is a sentient, anthropomorphic [[Wikipedia:Lime_(fruit)|lime]].
-Greenlemon’s childhood was spent in their birth country of Argentina with their parents, Cal and Clemintine Greenlemon. The eldest of nine siblings, Greenlemon early on proved to be adept at learning languages through talking with international students at primary school. Thus, when the Greenlemon family was given a chance to immigrate to the Dallas-Fort Worth area, Kline was able to help prepare for the move by teaching their siblings English.
+During the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}}, Greenlemon received the {{ModLink|Maximalist}} modification as a result of the [[Seattle Garages|Garages']] receiving the {{BetaSeason|14#Blessings|'''Min-Maxing'''}} blessing.
-===Pre-Blaseball Career===
+Greenlemon was traded to the [[Tokyo Lift]] in exchange for [[Jessica Telephone]] during the {{BetaSeason|19#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Steaks' {{BetaSeason|19#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will. Greenlemon then gained the {{ModLink|Outdoorsy}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|19#Blessings|Outdoorsy}} blessing.
-From an early age, Greenlemon learned that their face had a natural tendency to decline into a frown, regardless of their mood. School friends and teachers would often check on them out of concern, even when Greenlemon was feeling cheery. Not wanting to worry anyone around them, Greenlemon began making it a habit to smile often and deliberately, projecting emotions onto their features. Finding pleasure in this act of emoting, Greenlemon felt inclined to begin acting.
-Greenlemon’s first acting jobs were television commercials for local small businesses, most prolifically advertising pine air fresheners for the neighborhood car wash. After finding success, Greenlemon moved from Dallas to Los Angeles for larger acting opportunities.  Greenlemon was still living in Los Angeles when the Internet League Blaseball started its first season, and was standing on the corner of Hollywood and Vine on Season 3 Day 73, at the time of [[The Grand Unslam]].
+During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Greenlemon gained the {{ModLink|Subtractor}} modification as a result of the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Subtractor Avoidance'''}} blessing.
+{{Community Lore}}
-As it happens, the Grand Unslam would end Greenlemon’s acting career. Among the many changes that happened to the Infinite Cit(ies) of Los Angeli, Greenlemon’s facial complexion — formerly a gentle, softly ripe yellow — changed into a more vibrant, saturated green. Coincidentally, Greenlemon’s face was now the exact color used in digital greenscreen effects, making them nearly impossible to film without disappearing into the scenery as an eldritch, half-visible film effect. After a pair of devastating rejections for underwear and soda commercials, Greenlemon decided to return to Dallas-Fort Worth.
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-=== Time with the Dallas Steaks ===
-Returning home with their life changed by blaseball, Greenlemon decided to keep in good spirits by learning more about the splort. It was not long before Greenlemon became a common sight as a fan at the [[George Foreman Stadium]]. Over the next month, Greenlemon became a supporter of [[the Grill Master]], bringing homemade gifts of tangy marinades and flavorful pour-over juices from their parents’ recipes. As the Season 3 Postseason began, Greenlemon was encouraged to join the Grill Apprenticeship Program, but on their first day they accidentally walked into the dugout entrance instead, becoming a semi-official part of the team. They would be formally added to the team’s line-up during a game against the New York Millennials, following the incineration of [[Langley Wheeler]].
-Since joining the team, Greenlemon’s genuine optimism and cheery attitude has made them a clubhouse favorite among fans and teammates alike. Though not a particularly headline hitter for the team, Greenlemon has proven able to clutch games out by scoring in late innings; if not winning the game directly, Greenlemon can be counted on to tie a game up and allow extra innings for their teammates to score. It is generally agreed that Greenlemon’s skills accentuate the Steaks’ individual traits, much in the same way Greenlemon’s homemade marinades accentuate the Grill Master’s cooking. Because playing the splort requires more of Greenlemon’s concentration, their face during a game usually exhibits its natural, frowning expression, though Greenlemon always makes a point to smile if they realize they are showing on the jumbotron.<br />
-===Personal Life===
-The Greenlemons are a large family, and while they are always welcome at the George Foreman Stadium, their established tradition is to watch blaseball games together at home. Greenlemon’s parents and siblings each have their own personalized recliner to sit in while they cheer. A notable exemption from this is Kline’s nephew, Stein Greenlemon. Having been close to his uncle his whole life, Stein much prefers to visit the stadium in person.
-Off of the field, Greenlemon’s friendship with the Grill Master means they are one of the most likely players to be found spending lunch time with fans after a home game, almost always joined by their nephew Stein. Since Stein spends the games watching with the other fans, joking and sharing gossip, several Greenlemon family rituals are now becoming general Steak fandom rituals, most notably ‘Prank Tio Kline.’ Because Greenlemon always falls for pranks on purpose, anything that Stein found memorably funny generally gets passed around Steak fans and repeated for weeks or months to come, especially when those stories trickle down to fans who live farther away and get repeated at away game meet-ups. It is also an established rule that Greenlemon reacts to every repeated prank as though it was the first time.
-In relationships, Greenlemon is happily asexual and aromantic themself, but is always happy to see romance bloom between others. In fact, because of Greenlemon’s natural tendencies to notice good qualities in others and bring them up in compliments, there have been many moments that started as ordinary conversations but transformed into dates after Greenlemon passed by and helped the new couple see each other in fresh lights. It was a long-standing joke among Greenlemon’s younger siblings that it was good luck to invite Kline to third-wheel one of your dates without Kline’s realizing it, and in time the other Steaks have discovered this to be true as well. Therefore the happily single Greenlemon nevertheless ends up eating many fancy dinners and candies during the Valentine holiday season.
-<br />
-== Trivia ==
+==Fan Works==
-* Since Greenlemon joined the team not a single member of the Steaks has fallen to [[Wikipedia:Scurvy|scurvy]].
-*During their acting career, Greenlemon’s commercials for small businesses included: advertising twine at a craft store, promoting a new environmentally-friendly design of alkaline battery, being a spokesperson for the grand opening of an endocrine HRT clinic, and singing a jingle for praline cookies.
-*Langley Wheeler’s hoverboard remains hanging in Greenlemon’s locker. Greenlemon has gone on the record saying the thought of removing the hoverboard left, quote, “a sour ache” in their heart.
-*Since being introduced to the concept of ‘Prank Tio Kline,’ 7491 Steak fans and counting have gotten Greenlemon’s nose.
-== Gallery ==
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-Greenlemon1.gif|by {{Twitter|name=SentientGum}}
+File:Greenlemon1.gif|by {{Twitter|name=SentientGum}}
-Kline Greenlemon3.gif|by {{Twitter|name=SentientGum}}
+File:Kline Greenlemon3.gif|by {{Twitter|name=SentientGum}}
-KlineGreenlemon.png|by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
+File:32KlineGreenlemon.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
-Klinegreenlemon alienmandy.png|by {{Twitter|name=alienmandy_}}
+File:Klinegreenlemon alienmandy.png|by {{Twitter|name=alienmandy_}}
-KGbyMoz.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
+File:KGbyMoz.png|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
-Kline birds.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
+File:Kline birds.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
-Kline_Card.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
+File:Kline Card.png|Card by {{Twitter|name=MLeeLunsford}}
+File:I agree with my husband.jpg|Card by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1321101109629493252 @_waalkr]'''
+File:Kline sirloin.png|by {{Twitter|name=KrylonHeretic}}
+File:Sleepy Steaks 2 Electric Boogaloo.png|Kline Greenlemon, [[Leach Herman]], and [[Kit Adamses]] at a team movie night, by {{Twitter|name=BearOverdrive}}
+File:Engine eberhardt and kline greenlemon Atr11um.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Engine and Kline Greenlemon inside a car, with the viewer positioned where the windshield would be. Engine, a man with shaggy black hair, pink sunglasses, and a checkered bandanna on his neck under a Lift jacket, is smiling as he drives. Kline, a tiny green person with a green lemon for a head, is wearing a Lift cap and red sunglasses, and is smiling as well.|[[Engine Eberhardt]] taking Greenlemon to the Lift after the Season 19 elections. Art by [https://twitter.com/Atr11um/status/1396698922253389827?s=20 @Atr11um]
+File:Kline greenlemon buzzardtable.png|alt=Digital drawing of Greenlemon, a small green person with a lemon for a head. Li is wearing all shades of pink, with a Lift blaseball cap, v-neck, cargo shorts, fanny pack, and hiking backpack.|Outdoorsy Greenlemon by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]
+File:Kline greenlemon unhenge muscle.png|alt=A green lemon person with a lemon head and a Lift jersey. In the first drawing, li has disproportionately large muscular legs. In the second, they have disproportionately large and muscular arms.|Exercising different muscles, by [https://twitter.com/unhenge @unhenge]
+File:Kline Greenlemoon Ursius.png|alt=A green lemon person with a lemon head. They are very tall and tower above the viewer. Lims face is in shadow and lims eyes glow red.|Magnified and outdoorsy Greenlemon, by [https://twitter.com/unhenge @unhenge]
+File:Lift sharkbitesz.jpg|alt=Four digital sketches. Fenestrate, drawn in pink, has a window for a face and chest, long curly hair, and a big smile. Greenlemon, drawn in green, has a lemon for a head, is shirtless and buff, and is flexing for the camera with a small smile. Honey, drawn in yellow, has short half dark and half light short hair, hand wrappings, and a tank top, and is looking at the viewer with a bored expression as kit leans kitsch head against kitsch hand. The drawing of galvanic, drawn in black, white, and pink, iis zoomed in on the upper part of the face, where the scarring radiating from its eyes is readily apparent.|The Lift, featuring [[Yusef Fenestrate]], Greenlemon, [[Kit Honey]], and [[Coolname Galvanic]]. By [https://twitter.com/sharkbitesz @sharkbitesz]
+File:Engine Eberhardt Kline Greenlemon buddies.png|alt=Digital drawing of Engine Eberhardt and Kline Greenlemon. Eberhardt is a middle-aged muscular mixed Japanese-white woman with a mullet, cap, t-shirt with the words trans port, and coveralls tied around her waist. Kline Greenlemon is a tiny person with a lime for a head and wears an oversized Steaks hoodie. Greenlemon sits on Eberhardt's shoulder as Eberhardt grins and gestures with one hand.|[[Engine Eberhardt]] and Greenlemon by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1462979124134350856 @saltbuzzard]'''
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