José Haley

José Haley
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Mild Wings
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	Mushroom
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Blood transfusion
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	9
Soulscream	XEEIEXEEIEXIHAAOIHAAOIIIAIAIIAIAIEXAEEEXAEEEHIAEEHIAEEHIXIIXIXIIXI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Nickname(s)	Home Run
Species	werewolf

José Haley is a batter for the Mexico City Mild Wings and has been with the team since the inception of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

At the end of Season 4, Haley was affected by the Mushroom blessing, giving him an Item of the same name.

History

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

José is a werewolf, having been bitten by a rabid wolf in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings at the age of 7 and turning into a wolf on every subsequent full moon since. He hails from Cancún, and despite his Buffalo-wings related childhood trauma, his favorite wing is a buffalo wing.

He goes by the nickname "Home Run."

The Franklin Incident

At some point in time, it was discovered that Howell Franklin of the Houston Spies had obtained lycanthropy from the Wild Wings' werewolf star. According to Haley, Franklin was discovered in the Wild Wings locker room in The Bucket. Both parties claim that the lycanthropic mishap was caused by an accidental bite, an unfortunate result of a teeth-first trip and fall. While the official record of the incident reflects this statement, many rumors have spread about the bite originating from a spicy night of ██████ activities, a night both literally and figuratively saucy. Since then, Haley has been allegedly spotted with a mysterious looking figure in the outskirts of the city. Any question addressed to Haley about these tales is denied quickly, but with a slight blush.

Quotes

"Awooooooooooooooo"

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag

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  from Wigflip.com