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{{Player|status=Active|team=[[Mexico City Mild Wings]]|rating={{Star Rating|2.5}}|image1=JoseHaleyU.png|caption1=Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter|pronouns=he/him|nickname=Home Run|species=werewolf|batting= {{Star Rating|2.5}}|pitching= {{Star Rating|1}}| | {{Player|status=Active|team=[[Mexico City Mild Wings]]|rating={{Star Rating|2.5}}|image1=JoseHaleyU.png|caption1=Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter|pronouns=he/him|nickname=Home Run|species=werewolf|batting= {{Star Rating|2.5}}|pitching= {{Star Rating|1}}| | ||
| − | baserunning= {{Star Rating|1}}|defense={{Star Rating|3.0}}|item=Mushroom|armor=None|evolution= Base|ritual= Blood transfusion|coffee= Milk Substitute|blood= Grass|fate= 9|soulscream=XEEIEXEEIEXIHAAOIHAAOIIIAIAIIAIAIEXAEEEXAEEEHIAEEHIAEEHIXIIXIXIIXI|}}'''José Haley''' is a batter for the [[Mexico City Mild Wings]] and has been with the team since the inception of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | + | baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}}|defense={{Star Rating|3.0}}|item=Mushroom|armor=None|evolution= Base|ritual= Blood transfusion|coffee= Milk Substitute|blood= Grass|fate= 9|soulscream=XEEIEXEEIEXIHAAOIHAAOIIIAIAIIAIAIEXAEEEXAEEEHIAEEHIAEEHIXIIXIXIIXI|}}'''José Haley''' is a batter for the [[Mexico City Mild Wings]] and has been with the team since the inception of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. |
== Official League Record == | == Official League Record == | ||
At the end of [[Season 4]], Haley was affected by the [[Season 4#Blessings|Mushroom]] blessing, giving him an [[Legendary Items|Item]] of the same name. | At the end of [[Season 4]], Haley was affected by the [[Season 4#Blessings|Mushroom]] blessing, giving him an [[Legendary Items|Item]] of the same name. | ||
Revision as of 13:39, 14 September 2020
José Haley is a batter for the Mexico City Mild Wings and has been with the team since the inception of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
At the end of Season 4, Haley was affected by the Mushroom blessing, giving him an Item of the same name.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
José is a werewolf, having been bitten by a rabid wolf in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings at the age of 7 and turning into a wolf on every subsequent full moon since. He hails from Cancún, and despite his Buffalo-wings related childhood trauma, his favorite wing is a buffalo wing.
He goes by the nickname "Home Run."
The Franklin Incident
At some point in time, it was discovered that Howell Franklin of the Houston Spies had obtained lycanthropy from the Wild Wings' werewolf star. According to Haley, Franklin was discovered in the Wild Wings locker room in The Bucket. Both parties claim that the lycanthropic mishap was caused by an accidental bite, an unfortunate result of a teeth-first trip and fall. While the official record of the incident reflects this statement, many rumors have spread about the bite originating from a spicy night of ██████ activities, a night both literally and figuratively saucy. Since then, Haley has been allegedly spotted with a mysterious looking figure in the outskirts of the city. Any question addressed to Haley about these tales is denied quickly, but with a slight blush.
Quotes
"Awooooooooooooooo"
Fan Art
from Wigflip.com
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Kennedy Loser · Leach Herman | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Events | Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods | |
| Ballpark | Basin of Mexico Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team | |
| Places | Mexico City | |
| History | Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Pase Lo Que Pase. | ||
