Eizabeth Guerra

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Eizabeth Guerra is a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the Wild Wings since the Season 13 elections. Guerra has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Official League Records

During the Season 13 elections, Guerra was traded traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Jessica Telephone as a result of the Breath Mints' Exchange will.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.

When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.

It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.

Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".

Fan Works