Eizabeth Guerra
Eizabeth Guerra is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Guerra has been with the Breath Mints since Season 1.
Official League Records
During the Season 13 Elections, Guerre was traded with Jessica Telephone to the Mexico City Wild Wings as a result of the will Exchange.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.
When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.
It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.
Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".
Fan Art
Gallery
Eizabeth playing card by @trivia_lad
Izzie by @breakurfall
Eizabeth Guerra by @8loi88
DESTROY by @routezeros (on Instagram @crowclub)
Eizabeth Guerra card by @routezeros (on Instagram @crowclub)
Izzie on a Roll (Season 4, Day 92) comic by @nash_high
Eizabeth and Atlas Guerra by @goatedtoasts
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Buried | Kennedy Loser · Leach Herman | |
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Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
Events | Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods | |
Ballpark | Basin of Mexico Park | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team | |
Places | Mexico City | |
History | Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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