Charleston Shoe Thieves
The Charleston Shoe Thieves are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. The Shoe Thieves Stadium play in Choux Stadium, a quaint French-Patisserie in the Charleston Woods, where entry is free but all fans who enter mysteriously leave barefoot, their shoes taken by the Stadium Gnomes (who are also known to steal anyone guilty of homophobia). Presumably this is how the franchise makes profit. However, the pain au chocolat was described by Painstry Monthly as "divine." The Charleston Shoe Thieves have yet to lose a player to incineration.
For several seasons the Shoe Thieves disputed the New York Millennials claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball" but were ultimately forced to cede their rival claim after losing a pivotal game of Rlock Plaper Sclissors (with the Shoe Thieves represented by Esme Ramsey and the Millennials by Theodore Cervantes). According the to terms of the game, the Shoe Thieves technically maintain the right to call themselves "the second gayest team in blaseball", but this title is not popularly used.
Players
Batters
- Morrow Doyle
- Ren Hunter
- Velazquez Alstott
- Antonio Wallace
- Stu Trololol
- Sebastian Townsend
- Workman Gloom
- Esme Ramsey
- Blankenship Fischer
Pitchers
Season Results
To be added
Historic Moments
Stu Stole Home (Season 2, Day 26)
- In the bottom of the 14th inning in a game against the Hawaii Fridays, Stu Trololol stole fourth base (incorrectly notated as Home) to put the Fridays into Shame.
Stu Stole Home 2 (Season 2, Day 71)
- In the bottom of the 8th inning in a game against the New York Millennials, Trololol again stole fourth base to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
Fan Art
 Logo by Cobaltcakes. |
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