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The Charleston Shoe Thieves are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. The Shoe Thieves Stadium play in Choux Stadium, a quaint French-Patisserie in the the reclaimed forest of Mt. Pleasant, where entry is free but all fans who enter mysteriously leave barefoot, their shoes taken by the Stadium Gnomes. However homephobes, bigots, racists, and specists are also allowed free entry and subsequently spirited away never to be seen again.

Rumors that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons that have learned speech are entirely unsubstantiated and should not be believed. - Rotoi Noycrop, Local and Fan

Presumably this is how the franchise makes profit. However, the pain au chocolat was described by Painstry Monthly as "divine." The Charleston Shoe Thieves have yet to lose a player to incineration.

For several seasons the Shoe Thieves disputed the New York Millennials claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball" but were ultimately forced to cede their rival claim after losing a pivotal game of Rlock Plaper Sclissors (with the Shoe Thieves represented by Esme Ramsey and the Millennials by Theodore Cervantes). According the to terms of the game, the Shoe Thieves technically maintain the right to call themselves "the second gayest team in blaseball", but this title is not popularly used.

Players

Batters

Pitchers

Season Results

The Shoe Thieves narrowly secured The Good League's fourth and final playoff spot in Game 98 of Season 2, edging out the Yellowstone Magic to proceed to the playoffs with a final record of 50-49, the least wins of any playoff team that season.

Historic Moments

Stu Stole Home (Season 2, Day 26)

In the bottom of the 14th inning in a game against the Hawaii Fridays, Stu Trololol stole fourth base (incorrectly notated as Home) to put the Fridays into Shame.

Stu Stole Home 2 (Season 2, Day 71)

In the bottom of the 8th inning in a game against the New York Millennials, Trololol again stole fourth base to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.

Box score of Stu Trololol stealing fourth base against the Hawaii Fridays

Fan Art

Created by ReleaseTheChimp	Logo by Cobaltcakes.

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−	{{Team\|home_town=Charleston\|team_slogan=Your Kicks Are Our Kicks\|rival=Boston Flowers\|division=Chaotic Good\|image1=Shoe Thieves.png\|stadium=Choux Stadium}}The Charleston Shoe Thieves are a [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki\|Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki\|Blaseball]] League since [[Season One\|Season 1]]. The Shoe Thieves Stadium play in Choux Stadium, a quaint French-Patisserie in the ~~Charleston Woods~~, where entry is free but all fans who enter mysteriously leave barefoot, their shoes taken by the Stadium Gnomes ~~(who~~ are also ~~known~~ to ~~steal anyone guilty of homophobia)~~. Presumably this is how the franchise makes profit. However, the pain au chocolat was described by Painstry Monthly as "divine." The Charleston Shoe Thieves have yet to lose a player to [[incineration]].	+	{{Team\|home_town=Charleston (Not to be confused with Sunken Charleston)\|team_slogan=Your Kicks Are Our Kicks\|rival=Boston Flowers\|division=Chaotic Good\|image1=Shoe Thieves.png\|stadium=Choux Stadium}}The Charleston Shoe Thieves are a [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki\|Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki\|Blaseball]] League since [[Season One\|Season 1]]. The Shoe Thieves Stadium play in Choux Stadium, a quaint French-Patisserie in the the reclaimed forest of Mt. Pleasant, where entry is free but all fans who enter mysteriously leave barefoot, their shoes taken by the Stadium Gnomes. However homephobes, bigots, racists, and specists are also allowed free entry and subsequently spirited away never to be seen again. <blockquote>Rumors that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons that have learned speech are entirely unsubstantiated and should not be believed. - Rotoi Noycrop, Local and Fan</blockquote>Presumably this is how the franchise makes profit. However, the pain au chocolat was described by Painstry Monthly as "divine." The Charleston Shoe Thieves have yet to lose a player to [[incineration]].
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