Seattle Garages
The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Internet League since Season 1. Their stadium is located inside of an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes. The Seattle Garages recorded their own team song, "Smells Like Team Spirit", which they perform at the beginning of home games in place of the national anthem. After poor performances (in both meanings of the word), Mike Townsend was kicked out of the Garages in a musical sense, but is still a member of the team in a blaseball sense due to legal complications.
After Jaylen Hotdogfingers's incineration, the Garages recorded "Heart-Shaped Hotdog". Other songs by the Garages include "Black Hole Sunbeam", commemorating the absolute thrashing the Garages gave the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 2 Day 54, as well as "About a Squirrel", which is about a squirrel.
Players
Batters
- Malik Destiny
- Theodore Duende
- Avila Guzman
- Luis Acevedo
- Shaquille Torres
- Lang Richardson
- Oliver Mueller
- Allison Abbott
- Bennett Browning
Pitchers
Incinerated
Season Results
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Fan Art
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