Emblem Warhorse/IF-58.477

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Lem Warhorse

Lem Warhorse (ey/em) is a former member of the Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers. The only child of a family of Bangladeshi immigrants, ey used to work several jobs to help support eir grandparents and pay eir way through law school. When the Emblem Warhorse became a member of the Seattle Garages shadows, Lem found emself granted the usual conditional immortality, agelessness, and — most importantly — the salary of a blaseball player. Lem gleefully quit three of eir jobs on the spot. Ey continues to work as a self-employed bike messenger and externs for the Lavender Rights Project legal services provider as part of eir path through law school.

Following the arrival of Brisket Friendo in Seattle, Lem received several bulk orders for cat food deliveries. While fulfilling them, ey became acquaintances with Brie. After Brisket spent most of the Season 19 postseason Elsewhere, Lem and Brie discussed a potential plan for the Emblem Warhorse collective to join the active roster. Ey now makes frequent deliveries to Brie and Brisket at the Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Café and Sanctuary.

When ey’s not playing, Lem often ducks through The Emblem Warhorse while making deliveries, taking advantage of the bar being located both within the Big Garage and across the street from the Dick’s on Queen Anne Avenue. During eir downtime, Lem enjoys people-watching at the bar and hosting impromptu tabletop RPG games with whoever’s around.

On the field, Lem’s emblem takes the form of a prominent patch on eir ever-present and well-worn messenger bag. Ey tends to hit deep into the outfield, though the ball lands in an outfielder’s glove more often than not. Still, Lem is a biker, and ey has the leg muscles to prove it. When Lem does get a hit, ey often makes it all the way to third base.

Trivia:

• Lem has an uncanny and uncontrollable ability to blink whenever eir photo is taken. Eir eye color is a matter of much debate among fans.
• Though too shy to perform with Emblem Warhorse (the band) during their live shows, Lem’s natural talent for harmonization has led to em being featured as the backing vocalist in a few tracks on the studio versions.
• Lem doesn’t drink alcohol. Instead, eir drink of choice is a concoction ey affectionately calls “Lem’s Warhorse Killer.” When asked for the recipe, ey explained it as “one scoop of frozen coffee, one bottle of 5-Hour Energy, one can of Bang, one mug of coffee — bench-pressed for extra strength — and then blend it and put it in a thermos.”
• Lem refuses to elaborate on what it means to “bench-press” eir coffee. Those who have dared to try a Lem’s Warhorse Killer mixed by Lem report that the coffee is indeed incredibly strong.
• In conversation with eir friends, teammates, and fellow patrons, Lem has offered to sue no less than eighty-one people, corporations, and entities. Among these potential lawsuit targets are five creepy exes, fourteen bosses, one guy who said something kind of rude on the train, and the ILB.