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Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Sports has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 9 election, Sports received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

History

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Template:JHLore Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Sports does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.

Sports, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.

Sports' walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.

Season 3

After August Sky joined the Jazz Hands in Season 3 Day 23, Sports' teammates reported a shift in his behavior. Lowe Forbes claims that they heard Sports say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Sports looked to the dent in the stadium wall from Sky's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore."

Season 5

With the arrival of the Alternate Reality Campos Arias at the end of Season 4, Sports was reported to take a more relaxed approach to the game. Fans speculate that with Arias and Sky pitching talent, Sports realised there was less pressure on him to perform.

Sports wasn't required to pitch in the Playoff quarter- or semi-finals but pitched against the Chicago Firefighters in Game 4 of the Finals and was Shamed.

Season 6

August Sky left the Jazz Hands in the Season 5 elections which caused Sports to be the team's second highest starred pitcher after Arias. It is rumored that he has been more stressed during team practices or 'Jam sessions' recently. Teammate Tamara Crankit has stated that they saw Sports topping up the bird-feeder in the team's locker room, which was used by Sky when they were present on the team.

Season 9

As a result of maintaining the bird feeder for August Sky, Sports attracted a following of birds. Though initially hesitant to associate with them based on Sky's opinions of other birds, after a bird swarm freed Jessica Telephone in Season 7 he began actively feeding local birds. This ultimately resulted in him becoming a Friend of Crows in the Season 9 elections aftermath.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

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 '''Walton Sports''' is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Sports has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
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 During the [[Season 9#Election Results|Season 9 election]], Sports received the [[Modifications|Friend of Crows modification]] due to the passing of the '''Forecast: Birds''' decree.
+==History==
 {{Community Lore}}
 {{JHLore}}
 Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Sports does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.
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 Sports' walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.
-==== Season 3 ====
+=== Season 3 ===
 After [[August Sky]] joined the Jazz Hands in [[Season 3]] Day 23, Sports' teammates reported a shift in his behavior. [[Lowe Forbes]] claims that they heard Sports say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Sports looked to the dent in the stadium wall from Sky's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore."
-==== Season 5 ====
+=== Season 5 ===
 With the arrival of the [[Season 4#Decrees|Alternate Reality]] [[Campos Arias]] at the end of Season 4, Sports was reported to take a more relaxed approach to the game. Fans speculate that with Arias and Sky pitching talent, Sports realised there was less pressure on him to perform.
 Sports wasn't required to pitch in the Playoff quarter- or semi-finals but pitched against the [[Chicago Firefighters]] in Game 4 of the Finals and was Shamed.
-==== Season 6 ====
+=== Season 6 ===
 August Sky left the Jazz Hands in the Season 5 elections which caused Sports to be the team's second highest starred pitcher after Arias. It is rumored that he has been more stressed during team practices or 'Jam sessions' recently. Teammate [[Tamara Crankit]] has stated that they saw Sports topping up the bird-feeder in the team's locker room, which was used by Sky when they were present on the team.
+=== Season 9 ===
+As a result of maintaining the bird feeder for August Sky, Sports attracted a following of birds. Though initially hesitant to associate with them based on Sky's opinions of other birds, after a bird swarm freed [[Jessica Telephone]] in [[Season 7]] he began actively feeding local birds. This ultimately resulted in him becoming a Friend of Crows in the [[Season 9#Mystery Blessings|Season 9 elections aftermath]].
 ==Interdimensional Rumor Mill==