Difference between revisions of "User:Astrid/XIII draft"
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-->They also bonded with [[PolkaDot Zavala]] and [[Mooney Doctor II]]. Apparently they {{#choose:have|had}} a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that {{#choose:funny|neat|sad|cool|cute}}? <!-- it's still going, actually. not that it's active. z drops a meme every few days. sometimes more, sometimes less. it's an anchor, nonetheless. --> | -->They also bonded with [[PolkaDot Zavala]] and [[Mooney Doctor II]]. Apparently they {{#choose:have|had}} a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that {{#choose:funny|neat|sad|cool|cute}}? <!-- it's still going, actually. not that it's active. z drops a meme every few days. sometimes more, sometimes less. it's an anchor, nonetheless. --> | ||
| − | On Day 78, XIII pitched their {{#choose:first|last|only}} game of their {{#choose:short|long|complicated|confusing}} life. They were at | + | On Day 78, XIII pitched their {{#choose:first|last|only}} game of their {{#choose:short|long|complicated|confusing}} life. They were at [[San Franstadium|the Polyhedron]]. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. [[Milo Brown]] took them out for {{#choose:ice cream|waffles|pancakes}} after the game. Everyone just wanted the game to {{#choose:be over|last forever}}. <!-- should have tried harder. couldn't focus. too loud. two, five, breckenridge-- too fucking loud. too far away. i choked. i'm sorry. --> |
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | * XIII was originally found lying on the floor of [[Pudge Nakamoto#Other_Unconfirmed_Rumours_while_on_the_Mints|Pudge's house on fifth base]]. | ||
* XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | * XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter. | ||
Revision as of 05:05, 25 November 2021
Localization
At Latesiesta of Season 14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-"acquired" PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base, beneath a gaping hole (next to the existing, larger hole) in the roof.
XIII spent their first few days dazed and scattered, often seemingly distracted from conversation, and complaining about a severe headache. On Day 77, the headache got worse.
Team members were initially hesitant to acknowledge the unexpected addition to the team, although most eventually warmed up to their presence. Oscar Vaughan offered them an old spare room in his apartment, which XIII hesitantly accepted.
As XIII settled in, they started spending more time at Hewitt Best and Marco Stink's apartment. Best quickly grew fond of the young teen, teaching them theory (both communist and blaseball). Marco Stink simply stared at them, intrigued, listening. They also bonded with PolkaDot Zavala and Mooney Doctor II. Apparently they had a group chat - #clonegang, or something. Isn't that funny?
On Day 78, XIII pitched their first game of their confusing life. They were at the Polyhedron. They were shut out, losing 0 to 2. Milo Brown took them out for waffles after the game. Everyone just wanted the game to be over.
Trivia
- XIII was originally found lying on the floor of Pudge's house on fifth base.
- XIII's natural hair color is not brown. Pay no mind to the empty cans of hair dye under the counter.
