Sosa Hayes

Sosa Hayes
Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter
Basic Information
Team	Mexico City Wild Wings
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Standing perfectly still until play begins
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	99
Soulscream	UOEAAUOEAAUEXAAAEXAAAEUEAAAUEAAAUAAAAAAAAAAAHAAIAHAAIAHAUIIAAUIIAA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Species	Human Adult

Sosa Hayes is a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Hayes does not have any notable events on record.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

Fan Art

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  by @thr33h3ad3ddrag