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{{Player|status=Alive|team=[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]|rating=★★½|image1=SosaHayesU.png|caption1=Art by @thr33h3ad3ddrag on Twitter|pronouns=he/him|species=Human Adult|batting= ★★½|pitching= ★½|
 
baserunning= ★★★★|defense= ★★★½|item=None|armor=None|evolution= Base|ritual= Standing perfectly still until play begins|coffee= Cold Brew|blood= Grass|fate= 99|soulscream= UOEAEUOEAEUEEAAAEEAAAEUEAIAUEAIAUAAAEAAAAEAAHAAUAHAAUAHAUIEAAUIEAA|}}'''Sosa Hayes''' is a batter for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and has been with the team since the beginning of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
 
baserunning= ★★★★|defense= ★★★½|item=None|armor=None|evolution= Base|ritual= Standing perfectly still until play begins|coffee= Cold Brew|blood= Grass|fate= 99|soulscream= UOEAEUOEAEUEEAAAEEAAAEUEAIAUEAIAUAAAEAAAAEAAHAAUAHAAUAHAUIEAAUIEAA|}}'''Sosa Hayes''' is a batter for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] and has been with the team since the beginning of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
 
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When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."
 
When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."
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Revision as of 18:42, 30 August 2020

Sosa Hayes is a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

Hayes does not have any notable events on record.

History

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

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