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A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never." | A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never." | ||
| − | When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed." | + | When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager [[Guy Flieri]] presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed." |
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Revision as of 14:12, 29 August 2020
Sosa Hayes is a batter for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the team since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
Hayes does not have any notable events on record.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Controversies
The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.
A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."
When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."
| Players | Batters | |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Kennedy Loser · Leach Herman | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Events | Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods | |
| Ballpark | Basin of Mexico Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team | |
| Places | Mexico City | |
| History | Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Pase Lo Que Pase. | ||
