Difference between revisions of "Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams"
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=== Batters === | === Batters === | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Alaynabella Hollywood]] |
| + | *[[Randy Marijuana]] | ||
*[[Malik Romayne]] | *[[Malik Romayne]] | ||
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*[[Rhys Trombone]] | *[[Rhys Trombone]] | ||
| + | *[[Igneus Delacruz]] | ||
| + | *[[Emmett Internet]] | ||
*[[Velasquez Meadows]] | *[[Velasquez Meadows]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Nerd Pacheco]] |
| + | *[[Nagomi Nava]] | ||
=== Pitchers === | === Pitchers === | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Sandoval Crossing]] |
| + | *[[Zack Sanders]] | ||
*[[Eugenia Bickle]] | *[[Eugenia Bickle]] | ||
*[[Lars Taylor]] | *[[Lars Taylor]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Miguel James]] |
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== Personnel == | == Personnel == | ||
| − | * [ | + | * [No known first name] Nakamura, assistant coach |
| − | * Beef Randolph, nutritionist | + | *[[Beef Randolph]], nutritionist |
*[[JEFF!|JEFF]], "mascot" | *[[JEFF!|JEFF]], "mascot" | ||
Revision as of 13:08, 30 July 2020
The Hellmouth Sunbeams are a Blaseball team in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1. Previous to the opening of THE FORBIDDEN BOOK, the Sunbeams were located in the Moab desert. However, once THE FORBIDDEN BOOK was opened, the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by the Hellmouth.
The Sunbeams do not believe in the existence of the Seattle Garages.
Players
Batters
- Alaynabella Hollywood
- Randy Marijuana
- Malik Romayne
- Rhys Trombone
- Igneus Delacruz
- Emmett Internet
- Velasquez Meadows
- Nerd Pacheco
- Nagomi Nava
Pitchers
Personnel
- [No known first name] Nakamura, assistant coach
- Beef Randolph, nutritionist
- JEFF, "mascot"
Traditions
Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.
Chants
- We are okay!
- Ȟ̷̦E̵̤̿R̴͔̀È̶͔ ̶̽ͅC̵̻͆Ó̷̖M̷̲͋Ě̶̺S̴̞̎ ̴͕͋Ț̴͛H̸̥̒E̴̡̓ ̵͎͛S̷̥̈́U̸͎͗N̴͈͊
- (:
- Beam me up, Scotty!
Season Results
In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.
News
https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams
