Lawrence Horne

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Lawrence Horne is a batter for the Wexico City Mild Wings, where they have played since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

On Season 6, Day 43, Horne's pitching ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves pitcher Beasley Gloom in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to 0 stars.

History

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

To the outsider, Lawrence "Larry Horne" Horne's actions may seem bizarre, even inexplicable. The important thing to understand about Lawrence "Larry Horne" Horne is that, being raised by owls, everything he does must be understood in an owl context.

Fortunately, his learned owl behaviours result in him playing a very passable game of blaseball, becoming one of the Wings' most reliable hitters. It is as yet unclear whether he himself is aware of the rules, and how he came by his name. There is some speculation that it was printed on a piece of paper held in his mouth when he first joined the team, very shortly before the start of the first game of the first season. Stealing a Mexico City Wild Wings uniform he began to warm-up with the rest of the team. By the time anyone had noticed, he'd already hit a solid single and the team was too pleased to do anything about it.

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