Boston Flowers

The Boston Flowers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.

Players

Batters

Pitchers

Former Players

Hurley Pacheco (incinerated)
Bryanayah Chang (incinerated)
Jorge Ito (incinerated)
Isaac Rubberman (incinerated)

Season Results

Season 1

Though the final results are lost to time, on Day 98, the Boston Flowers held a 53-44 record.
The Flowers won against the Yellowstone Magic in the quarterfinals.
The Flowers lost against the Chicago Firefighters in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 1, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.

Season 2

The Flowers held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 2, the best in their subleague.
The Flowers won 3-2 against the Chicago Firefighters in the quarterfinals.
The Flowers lost 3-0 against the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 2, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.

Season 3

The Flowers held a 42-57 record at the end of Season 3, the worst in their subleague.
The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 3, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Until the end of Season 2, The Flowers made their home at Flenway Plark. During the postseason of Season 2, The Flowers relocated to Boston Garden, which had become overgrown with plant life and foliage due to the ice of the Hlockey rink melting. Some locals believe the move was due to the chemicals used to treat the turf at Flenway Plark, but this is largely conjecture. When asked the reasoning for the abrupt relocation, coach/player Beck Whitney was quoted as saying "Flenway wouldn't let us grow the grass tall"

The Boston Flowers shared their name with Boston's largest Glolf team until XX33, when Isaac Rubberman invoked the power of the Weird Flex to seal them beneath the earth.

Stadium

Boston Garden Is an unusual Blaseball stadium, given that it is absolutely and completely overgrown with plant life and is not operable as a Blaseball stadium whatsoever. Because of this, the Flowers instead practice in Boston Garden, a stadium they call home that is overgrown with plant life. This adaptability is impressive, and truly puts the Flowers on the map as a team who plays Blaseball in Boston Garden (An overgrown stadium).

Memorial Bat Forest

When a Flowers player passes beyond blaseball, whether through retirement, ascension, or incineration, their bat is planted in the forest by The Groundskeeper. The Moss Woman typically crafts bats for new players from the branches of the trees they grow into, though some players prefer to bring their own or request special designs.

The Weird Flex is planted when it's wielder passes on, but it never sprouts. Instead it waits deep in the forest to be found by the next worthy hitter to carry on its legacy.

Fanbase

Unlike most Boston fanbases, The Flowers fandom collectively decided to not uphold the tradition of being awful to their rivals, instead opting to thank them for "watering the garden" and allowing The Flowers to grow from the experience. The fandom is collectively known as "the Garden," and fans refer to each other as "bud."

Coaches and Staff

Manager

Beck Whitney (Player-Manager)

Coaches

Orchid Fen (Assistant Manager)
(Bullpen)
(Hitting)
(Pitching)
(Catching)
(Bullpen Catcher)
(First Base)
Leucosia Smith (Third Base) - notable for her bewitching voice, was hired after being fired at her previous job as a lighthouse keeper
Sprout (Batboy)