Boston Flowers

The Boston Flowers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.

Until the end of Season 2, The Flowers made their home at Flenway Plark. During the postseason of Season 2, The Flowers relocated to Boston Garden, which had become overgrown with plant life and foliage due to the ice of the Hlockey rink melting. Some locals believe the move was due to the chemicals used to treat the turf at Flenway Plark, but this is largely conjecture. When asked the reasoning for the abrupt relocation, coach/player Beck Whitney was quoted as saying "Flenway wouldn't let us grow the grass tall"

The Boston Flowers shared their name with Boston's largest Glolf team until XX33, when Isaac Rubberman invoked the power of the Weird Flex to seal them beneath the earth.

Players

Batters

Pitchers

Former Players

Hurley Pacheco (incinerated)
Bryanayah Chang (incinerated)
Jorge Ito (incinerated)
Isaac Rubberman (incinerated)

Coaches and Staff

Manager

Beck Whitney (Player-Manager)

Coaches

Orchid Fen (Assistant Manager)
(Bullpen)
(Hitting)
(Pitching)
(Catching)
(Bullpen Catcher)
(First Base)
(Second Base)
(Third Base)
Sprout (Batboy)

Staff

Dr. Helio Fisic (Team Doctor)
Farmer Saunders (Head Trainer)
Moss Woman (Equipment Manager)
The Groundskeeper (Groundskeeper)
Jumping Jacks Edwards (Announcer)

Stadium

Boston Garden Is an unusual Blaseball stadium, given that it is absolutely and completely overgrown with plant life and is not operable as a Blaseball stadium whatsoever. Because of this, the Flowers instead practice in Boston Garden, a stadium they call home that is overgrown with plant life. This adaptability is impressive, and truly puts the Flowers on the map as a team who plays Blaseball in Boston Garden (An overgrown stadium).

Memorial Bat Forest

When a Flowers player passes beyond blaseball, whether through retirement, ascension, or incineration, their bat is planted in the forest by The Groundskeeper. The Moss Woman typically crafts bats for new players from the branches of the trees they grow into, though some players prefer to bring their own or request special designs.

The Weird Flex is planted when it's wielder passes on, but it never sprouts. Instead it waits deep in the forest to be found by the next worthy hitter to carry on its legacy.

Fanbase

Unlike most Boston fanbases, The Flowers fandom collectively decided to not uphold the tradition of being awful to their rivals, instead opting to thank them for "watering the garden" and allowing The Flowers to grow from the experience. The fandom is collectively known as "the Garden," and fans refer to each other as "bud."