Boston Flowers

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The Boston Flowers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. They have been a part of the Blaseball League since Season 1.


Until the end of Season 2, The Flowers made their home at Flenway Plark. During the postseason of Season 2, The Flowers relocated to Boston Garden, which had become overgrown with plant life and foliage due to the ice of the Hlockey rink melting. Some locals believe the move was due to the chemicals used to treat the turf at Flenway Plark, but this is largely conjecture. When asked the reasoning for the abrupt relocation, coach/player Beck Whitney was quoted as saying "Flenway wouldn't let us grow the grass tall"


The Boston Flowers shared their name with Boston's largest Glolf team until XX33, when Isaac Rubberman invoked the power of the Weird Flex to seal them beneath the earth.

Players

Batters

Pitchers

Former Players

Coaches and Staff

Manager

Coaches

  • Orchid Fen (Assistant Manager)
  • (Bullpen)
  • (Hitting)
  • (Pitching)
  • (Catching)
  • (Bullpen Catcher)
  • (First Base)
  • (Second Base)
  • (Third Base)
  • Sprout (Batboy)

Staff

  • Dr. Helio Fisic (Team Doctor)
  • Farmer Saunders (Head Trainer)
  • Moss Woman (Equipment Manager)
  • The Groundskeeper (Groundskeeper)

Stadium

Fanbase

Unlike most Boston fanbases, The Flowers fandom collectively decided to not uphold the tradition of being awful to their rivals, instead opting to thank them for "watering the garden" and allowing The Flowers to grow from the experience. The fandom is collectively known as "the Garden," and fans refer to each other as "bud."

Chants and Cheers

  • LET'S GROW!
  • FLOWER (POWER)! FLOWER (POWER)! - Call and response from one side of the stands to the other.
  • AH, WEEDS - When things go wrong, as usual.

For Individual Players

Season Results

To be added.


Fan Art

Lyrics by Fnorfensuld, music by Shinichi Shimomura and Tomomi Minami. Lyric is "FLOWER POWER". Repeat until eclipse ends.
The official theme song of the Boston Flowers.
Logo by Cobaltcakes.